147 Split Quotes for You to Enjoy

Air power is indivisible. If you split it up into compartments, you merely pull it to pieces and destroy its greatest asset, its flexibility. Bernard Law Montgomery

You Power Air Destroy Split Merely Indivisible Pieces Greatest Greatest Asset Up Flexibility Asset Pull

With me and Bill... I think we started out with $15 apiece and split the other $20 between the band. Bobby Hatfield

Me Band Think Other Out Split Between Apiece Bill Started

I was on stage with Cyndi Lauper, and my trousers split. It seemed like she was going to sing for ever. Bobby Womack

Stage Seemed Split Trousers Like Sing She Going Ever

How many stories have you read that aren't true, stories about me and Angie being married or fighting or splitting up? And when we don't split up, there's a whole new round that we've made up and we're back together again! Brad Pitt

My documentary 'Split Decision' examines Cuban-American relations, and the economic and cultural paradoxes that have shaped them since Castro's revolution, through the lens of elite Cuban boxers forced to choose between remaining in Cuba or defecting to America. Brin-Jonathan Butler

Decision Revolution Relations Paradoxes Economic Remaining Castro Through Shaped Split Between Since Documentary Forced Cuba Cuban Boxers Cultural America Them Lens Choose Elite

I think you could split my fans up just like any other guy's fans. Some of them are cool, and some of them are obnoxious. But it's the variety that makes it great. CM Punk

Great You Fans Think Other Some Guy Variety Obnoxious Could Split Like Makes Up Any Just Them Cool

I guess if you split the difference between the U.K. and the U.S., you would get Canada. But that's just due to proximity. Just because of distance, we get a lot more cultural spillover from America. Chad Kroeger

You Guess Distance Would More Split Between Because Due Cultural Lot Canada Proximity America Get Just Difference Just Because

Any time the country is split 50/50, the leader is wrong. Charles Evers

Time Leader Country Split Wrong Any

My partner and I won the race, and I threw my hat into the air and bent to pick it up. Everyone started laughin' because I had split the back end of my pants out, and I wasn't wearing shorts. Chris LeDoux

Music is split up now into little pockets. Chris Martin

Music Pockets Split Up Little Now

The idea of the split personality is as old as Genesis. For a start, Eve was manufactured from Adam's rib. Then there's Cain and Abel, twins at war. They were followed by Esau and Jacob, likewise divisible into hairy and smooth types. Clive Sinclair

War Personality Old Types Followed Split Divisible Idea Genesis Hairy Likewise Smooth Were Jacob Then Eve Twins Start Adam

The things kids can do on screens can be really delightful - if they are age appropriate. But no, they shouldn't spend all their time on a screen; they should split up their time doing multiple, different things. Clive Thompson

Time Age Spend Appropriate Kids Delightful Split Doing Up Screen Different Screens Really Should Multiple Different Things Things

A book without potty humor is like a banana split without hot fudge. It can still be good, I suppose, but you kinda get the feeling that something is missing. Dav Pilkey

Good You Book Humor Feeling Kinda Something Potty Split Hot Missing Suppose Like Without Still Banana Get

Who among us is so certain of our identity? Who hasn't been asked, 'What's your background?' and hesitated, even for a split second, to answer their inquisitor. Howard Jacobson's 'The Finkler Question' forces us to ask that of ourselves, and that's why it's a must read, no matter what your background. David Sax

When I was a kid, I had two nightmares: one was nuclear war, and the other was that my parents would get a divorce; and when I was twenty, they split up, and I just felt like I needed to confront all those things that scared me as a kid - entering young adulthood and trying to have relationships. Derek Cianfrance

War Me Parents Young Other Relationships Kid Those Entering Would Scared Split Had Adulthood Divorce Like Felt Up Get Trying Just Confront Twenty Nuclear Things Nuclear War Two Needed Nightmares

When writing, I split my time between my chambers and my satellite office: my neighborhood Chick-fil-A. It offers the word-nerd trifecta: I bring Bose headphones; they provide Wi-Fi and waffle fries. Don Willett

Time Writing Neighborhood My Time Split Between Headphones Waffle Provide Fries Offers Office Satellite Chambers Bring

My mother and I split ways when I was very young and have never really reconciled. Drew Barrymore

Mother Young Ways Reconciled Split Never Very Really

My husband gave up all his work to stay at home with the kids, and we split all the duties at home. I do all the boring stuff - like pay the bills, and he does all the exercising for both of us, which I'm very grateful for... I thank him for it regularly. Erika Slezak

Work Home Grateful Husband Pay Gave Kids Stay Boring Stay-At-Home Both Split He Stuff Like Him Exercising Does His Up Very Thank Duties Which Us Regularly Bills

Though my poems are about evenly split between traditionally formal work that uses rhyme and meter and classical structure, and work that is freer, I feel that the music of language remains at the core of it all. Sound, rhythm, repetition, compression - these elements of my poetry are also elements of my prose. Floyd Skloot

Work Music Language Though Classical About Poems Structure Compression Poetry Remains Split Prose Feel Between Freer Also Sound Meter Repetition Formal Rhyme Rhythm Uses Elements Core

As a writer and a mom, I wish I could split into two or three different people so I could be with my kids all day, write all day, and go out and do the interviews all day. Multiplicity woman! G. Willow Wilson

Day Mom Woman People Three Wish Interviews All Day Kids Out Could Write Writer Split Go Different Different People Multiplicity Two

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