50 Shave Quotes for You to Enjoy

I was in a Montessori school. There was a drum circle with all the kids passing around a little bongo drum. I was the last person in the circle, and when it got to me I played 'Shave and a Haircut, Two Bits' - in front of all the parents. Blew the crowd away at five years old. Jack White

Me School Old Circle Parents Bits Kids Crowd Haircut Drum Shave Blew Around Got Passing Years Five Person Front Little Away Played Last Two

I always have a beard between jobs. I just let it grow until they pay me to shave it. People are quite surprised it's ginger. Sometimes they ask me if dye my hair and I always say 'Wow, no!' I'm 'trans-ginger.' James McAvoy

Discipline is knowing what you're supposed to do and doing it as best you can... On third down and short yardage, the Raiders don't jump offside. That's discipline - not a coat and tie, not a clean shave. John Madden

Best You Discipline Down Clean Supposed Shave Knowing Tie Doing Jump Short Coat Raiders Third

I had to delegate authority to the people on my staff. That means you shave away the hierarchy. Jurgen Klinsmann

You People Hierarchy Delegate Had Shave Authority Staff Means Away

Everything that feminism stands for is everything American, white, red and blue democratic. It is all the same stuff. So, I am boggled that I should have to give up this term that encapsulates what I want for my children, for my world, culture, brothers and sister because someone else thinks it means I don't shave my armpits. Kelly Sue DeConnick

Culture World Feminism Sister White Else Everything Brothers Someone Give Red Stuff Term Shave Democratic Because Am Up American Same Blue Same Stuff Children Want Should Means Stands Thinks

It's an honor to be a part of Magic Shave as their new ambassador. One of the problems that some African-American men have with shaving is razor bumps. Magic Shave is perfect because once you eliminate the razor, you eliminate the bumps, and it's so easy to use. Lance Gross

I had to do the full body shave for the first coupla weeks of 'White Chicks,' then I said, 'You know what? I'm just gonna be a hairy white chick 'cause this is too much! Marlon Wayans

The idea that God's mercy is connected to whether or not I shave is ludicrous, and I need to just trust myself, and that, you know, if I'm deserving of God's mercy, I'll get it, regardless of, you know, my beard. Matisyahu

God Myself You Beard Trust Mercy Idea Know Shave Get Just Regardless Whether Connected Ludicrous Deserving Need

Basically, they had asked me if I would shave my head or wear a bald cap. I said look, if you are doing a series for five years I would want to shave my hair because I would go bald with all the gum and glue from the bald cap. Persis Khambatta

The secret to my 5 o'clock shadow is a little device called the George Michael 3000 Custom Beard Trimmer and Personal Massager. Just kidding. I actually shave every morning, and thanks to my vast knowledge of Eastern philosophy and mysticism, I will my facial hair to grow to the exact same length each day. Dave Grohl taught me that one. Reid Scott

Day Morning Me Knowledge Beard Will Hair Thanks Every Secret Philosophy Kidding Eastern Exact Shadow Facial Vast Dave Mysticism Device Shave George Michael Personal Same Just Taught Just Kidding Little Length Custom Each Each Day Grow Actually

I was born with my moustache and, no, I've never been tempted to shave it off. I don't spend a lot of time worrying about my face and, like Gilbert and Sullivan's Katisha, my best feature is my left shoulder-blade. Robert Winston

Time Best Face Sullivan Spend Worrying Gilbert Born About Tempted Feature Never Like Shave Been Lot Off Left Moustache

If you wonder why a man would shave before spending all day in his bass boat, you have never seen an angler's face projected in high-def on the JumboTron at a Classic weigh-in. Steve Rushin

Day You Man Face Seen Before Bass Spending Projected All Day Would Classic Never Shave His Wonder Boat Why

I once said to someone, 'If I could shave my head and wear no makeup and get a part just on my talent, I would be the happiest person in the world.' Teri Polo

World Once Would Would-Be Wear Someone Could Part Head Talent Shave Makeup Said Person Get Just Happiest If I Could

If you're going to a show that we're providing support for, or a large festival, you're obviously going to see a condensed version. We have to shave off some fat from the show, so we have to stick to the so-called 'bangers.' Tobias Forge

You See Some Support Shave Obviously Stick Condensed Off Providing Version Festival Going So-Called Show Large Fat

A good lather is half the shave. William Hone

Good Half Shave

Me, I'm a lazy bum, so I don't shave. Samuel Ervin Beam

Me Lazy Shave Bum

I break out in a rash if I go to the gym; all I did was shave my chest. Freddie Ljungberg

Out Rash Gym Shave Go Chest Did Break

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