70 Pets Quotes for You to Enjoy

Pet foods come in a variety of flavors because that's what humans like, and we assume our pets like what we like. We're wrong. Mary Roach

Pet Assume Our Variety Foods Wrong Come Like Because Flavors Pets Humans

I wanted to be a farmer's wife. I thought it would be quite fun to wake up of a morning, collect eggs and have sheep and pigs as pets. I know now that it would also involve having to sleep with the farmer, but at the time I wasn't thinking about the sexual implications - I was 11. Miranda Hart

Time Morning Wake Up Wife Thought Sheep Thinking Collect Would Would-Be Sexual About Having Implications Involve Know Also Pigs Wake Up Eggs Quite Wanted Farmer Fun Now Pets Sleep

Pets are supposedly a great way to meet people. Reem Acra

Great People Meet Way Supposedly Great Way Pets

Disney features, especially the early ones, were horror movies with cute critters: Greek tragedies with a hummable chorus. Forcing children to confront the loss of home, parent, friends and fondest pets, these films imposed shock therapy on four-year-olds. Richard Corliss

Home Forcing Cute Films Parent Horror Horror Movies Features Were Imposed Loss Tragedies Friends Shock Greek Children Movies Confront Disney Therapy Chorus Pets Early

Of the seven experiments, the ones that have been most investigated so far have been the pets. The dogs who know when their masters for coming home, and the sense of being stared at. Rupert Sheldrake

Home Sense Seven Know Most Masters Dogs Coming Coming Home Been Being Experiments Far Who Pets Stared

Ageing is very rare. We only see it in humans and laboratory animals and in zoo animals and in our pets. Basically, organisms that are protected from the external world. Once you create that protection, you live long enough to see ageing. S. Jay Olshansky

You World Protection Rare Long Animals Live Enough Our Once See Only Protected Very Laboratory Ageing Create Organisms Pets Humans Basically External Zoo External World

I love cats. I've had cats as pets. Sam Raimi

Love Cats Had Pets

Kind 'Guardian' readers have been forwarding me round robin Christmas newsletters for years now: lengthy missives full of perfect children, exotic holidays, talented pets and endless, tedious detail. The notes that accompanied them revealed they had inspired in the original recipients everything from mild irritation to absolute rage. Simon Hoggart

Christmas Me Guardian Rage Recipients Everything Kind Detail Absolute Perfect Inspired Had Talented Robin Readers Revealed Accompanied Been Years Exotic Endless Children Irritation Holidays Lengthy Them Notes Mild Full Original Now Round Pets Tedious

There is no such thing as a crazy dog person in New York. Are there people who are completely insane about their dogs? Hordes. But cat people may as well have whiskers and tails themselves. That's because their pets' lack of social need taps straight into our worst fears as the human inhabitants of New York. Sloane Crosley

Crazy People Dog Fears Our Worst Insane About Tails Cat New Well Because Dogs Person York Lack May Human New York Social Straight Themselves Inhabitants Who Pets Thing Need

I think people are obsessed with their pets because pets don't speak. It's that simple. After you hang up the phone, you never hear a dog say, 'You're a liar, and you are making the same self-sabotaging mistakes that have kept you single for far too long.' Taylor Negron

You People Dog Speak Liar Phone Simple Long Mistakes Single Think Too Say Never Obsessed Because Making Hear Up Same Hang After Far Pets Kept

I've always had a fascination for animals. I loved watching them, and even then I thought of them as beings rather than pets. I call it a birth affect! Tippi Hedren

Thought Animals Birth Rather Had Call Always Affect Than Loved Them Then Beings Fascination Even Pets Watching

It has become my mission to stop the insanity of wild cats as pets. Tippi Hedren

Cats Insanity Become Wild Mission Stop Pets

If having a beautiful lawn means putting up warning signs several times a year to keep children and pets off of it, it's probably a good idea to look into alternatives. Philippe Cousteau, Jr.

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