15 Mayonnaise Quotes for You to Enjoy

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion. Ambrose Bierce

Religion State French Mayonnaise Place Which Serve

I'm not a person who writes really abstract things with oblique references. I look at abstraction like I look at condiments. Give me some Tabasco sauce, some ketchup, some mayonnaise. I love all of that. Put it on a trumpet. I've just got to have the ketchup and Tabasco sauce. That's my attitude about musical philosophy. Wynton Marsalis

Love Attitude Me Musical Philosophy Some About Give Give Me Oblique Writes Put Abstract Abstraction Like Look Got References Trumpet Person Just Mayonnaise Really Who Things Sauce Ketchup

I eat so much mayonnaise they were going to send me to the Mayo Clinic. Tom Robbins

Me Eat Were Clinic Send Going Mayo Mayonnaise Much

My mom taught me this really great beauty tip. She used to put oil or mayonnaise on the bottom half of her hair before she would shower. Blake Lively

Mom Great Me Hair Half Beauty Before Would Bottom Put She Taught Tip Mayonnaise Oil Really Used Shower Her

I love mayonnaise, but mustard is a must when you're doing the Impossible Burger. E-40

Love You Impossible Burger I Love Must Mustard Doing Mayonnaise

I auditioned for Lamorne Morris' part, Winston, on 'New Girl.' In the scene, the character was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. I thought, 'Nobody else is going to go into the audition eating, and this is how I'm gonna set myself apart.' Jay Ellis

I don't think of eggs as being fundamental to the flavor of mayonnaise, but they are to Hollandaise. Wylie Dufresne

Think Eggs Mayonnaise Being Flavor Fundamental

Coconut oil mixed with olive oil is what I put on my body every day; I put rose hip oil on my face. If my hair feels dry, instead of going and buying something filled with chemicals, I put egg whites or avocados or mayonnaise in my hair. I leave it on there for an hour or two and I wash it out. Nikki Reed

Day Every Day Face Hair Rose Every Out Something Put Instead Feels Hour Dry Chemicals Hip Leave Mixed Egg Going Mayonnaise Oil Body Whites Wash Filled Coconut Olive Olive Oil Buying Two

In my 'Big Dinners' cookbook, I recreated my mother's recipe for crab dip. The creamy dressing for this dip, made with mayonnaise, tomato paste, a touch of honey, sliced chives, lemon juice and zest, horseradish and Tabasco, is reminiscent of Thousand Island dressing. Tom Douglas

There's nothing very exotic about classic Chilean street food. Imagine a hot dog hidden beneath an explosion of mayonnaise and ketchup. Cost? Twenty-five to 30 pence. This is the completo, an all-purpose solution to breakfast, lunch or, once, the curiously English teatime snack enjoyed by Chileans of all ages. Jonathan Franklin

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