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I never really feel like just standing there and telling jokes. I want to move around. In fact, it's hard for me to write a joke where I don't end up on the ground for some reason. Hey, at least that way, I know no comics will steal my jokes. Too many bruises. Chris D'Elia
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I like ones that pertain to the music they make. Talking Heads does that somehow. More often than not band names are just a quirky joke that doesn't really stay funny for very long. It's like Homer Simpson's barbershop quartet, the Be Sharps. At first you're like, 'That's funny!' Then you're like, 'It's not that funny.' Samuel Ervin Beam
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It's my responsibility to show people that this music is something they can trust in and believe in, and it's not a joke. It's not anything but 100 percent from my heart. Andrew W.K.
Music Heart Trust People Responsibility Joke Believe Percent Something Anything Show Show People
I was never a joke teller. I don't even like jokes, for the most part. I don't like to hear them, and rarely can I even remember one. Ed O'Neill
Jokes Remember Joke Teller Rarely Never Part Like Most Hear Them Even
I joke with people - and Kyle Shanahan used to say this - that my swagger is having no swagger, but that kind of becomes my thing. Kirk Cousins
People Joke Say Kind Having Becomes Swagger Used Thing
Even being too good at teaching is risky at research universities; the joke is that a 'teacher of the year' award is the kiss of death for non-tenured professors. Max Boot
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To me, music is not a stunt. Music is not a joke. I take every lick of music that I've ever played very serious. Tim Commerford
Music Me Joke Every Lick Take Stunt Very Serious Ever Played
I've never pitched a joke that I wouldn't be comfortable seeing in a Pixar film. Alex Hirsch
Joke Seeing Never Comfortable Pixar Film
Let's face it, when is it actually ever funny to joke about hitting someone? Never, right? The threat to give someone a slap, no matter how you look at it, is aggressive. Karren Brady
Funny You Matter Face Joke Aggressive Threat About Someone Give Never Look How Hitting Ever Slap Actually Right
I'm naturally funny, because my life is a joke. Unknown
Funny Joke Absurd Relatable
I got out of the ice cream business. I just didn’t like working on sundaes. Unknown
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