Chris D'Elia quote

I never really feel like just standing there and telling jokes. I want to move around. In fact, it's hard for me to write a joke where I don't end up on the ground for some reason. Hey, at least that way, I know no comics will steal my jokes. Too many bruises.
Chris D'Elia
Chris D'Elia
Chris D'Elia
Born: Mar 29, 1980

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