352 Horse Quotes for You to Enjoy

The only time some people work like a horse is when the boss rides them. Gabriel Heatter

Work Time People Some People Some Boss Only Horse Only Time Like Them Rides

I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him. Henny Youngman

Great Yesterday Took Seven Horse Horses Beat Him Played

If an ass goes travelling he will not come home a horse. Thomas Fuller

Home Will Horse He Come Goes Travelling

The traveller who aspires to reach the highlands of Tibet from Kashmir cannot be borne along in a carriage or hill-cart. For much of the way, he is limited to a foot pace, and if he has regard to his horse, he walks down all rugged and steep descents, which are many, and dismounts at most bridges. Isabella Bird

Rugged Walks Down Way Carriage Borne Horse Steep Foot He Tibet Along Reach Most Limited His Regard Pace Cannot Which Much Kashmir Who Many Bridges Traveller

My influences in this world have always been Crazy Horse and Malcolm X, my overall influences. But I was influenced by rock n' roll, blues, and country music. I was influenced by singers. John Trudell

Music Crazy World Country Horse Country Music Overall Singers Rock Always Rock-N-Roll Malcolm Malcolm X Been Roll Blues Influenced Influences

One time, I was given an essay topic: to describe a perfect horse, whom the mere sight of the rider's whip would make obedient. I depicted this perfect horse throwing his rider at the sight of the whip. Marquis de Lafayette

Time Topic Sight Would One Time Obedient Given Horse Perfect Throwing Mere Make His Essay Depicted Whip Rider Describe Whom

They think they can make fuel from horse manure - now, I don't know if your car will be able to get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning. Billie Holiday

Car Will Think Able Horse Put Know Make Sure Get Stop Fuel Gonna Gallon Your Miles Manure Now

I was in Las Vegas when the Nogueira brothers first touched down in America. There was a bus - this is a true story. There was a bus that pulled up to a red light, and Little Nog tried to feed it a carrot while Big Nog was petting it. He thought it was a horse. This really happened. Chael Sonnen

Light Thought First Big Down Carrot Tried Brothers Touched Horse Vegas He Feed True Red Red Light True Story Up America Happened Story While Little Bus Really Las Vegas Pulled

The difference between the Parthenon and the World Trade Center, between a French wine glass and a German beer mug, between Bach and John Philip Sousa, between Sophocles and Shakespeare, between a bicycle and a horse, though explicable by historical moment, necessity, and destiny, is before all a difference of imagination. Guy Davenport

Beer World Wine Bicycle Before Imagination Philip Bach Destiny Though John Shakespeare Horse Glass Between French Trade Historical German Difference Center Mug Moment World Trade Necessity World Trade Center

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. Jimmy Fallon

Food You Liar Thank You Neither Horse Nor Thank Being

A horse is the projection of peoples' dreams about themselves - strong, powerful, beautiful - and it has the capability of giving us escape from our mundane existence. Pam Brown

Beautiful Dreams People Projection Strong Giving Our About Horse Powerful Existence Escape Capability Themselves Us Mundane

He flung himself from the room, flung himself upon his horse and rode madly off in all directions. Stephen Leacock

Flung Madly Directions Horse He Himself His Off Rode Room

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. Woody Allen

Would Would-Be Horse Beating Sadistic Dead Dead Horse Call Him

A camel is a horse designed by committee. Alec Issigonis

Design Horse Camel Committee Designed

You remember that my great vision came to me when I was only nine years old, and you have seen that I was not much good for anything until after I had performed the horse dance near the mouth of the Tongue River during my eighteenth summer. Black Elk

Good Great Me You Vision Remember Old Dance Seen Mouth Nine Summer Only Horse River Had Performed Until Came Years Eighteenth After Anything Much Near Tongue

In 1964, when Lee Iacocca said, 'Shelby, I want you to make a sports car out of the Mustang,' the first thing I said was, 'Lee, you can't make a race horse out of a mule. I don't want to do it.' He said, 'I didn't ask you to make it; you work for me.' Carroll Shelby

Work Me You Sports Car First Out Horse He Make First Thing Said Lee The First Thing Want Race Ask Mule Thing

If you are fearful, a horse will back off. If you are calm and confident, it will come forward. For those who are often flattered or feared, the horse can be a welcome mirror of the best in human nature. Clare Balding

Being born in a stable does not make one a horse. Duke of Wellington

Born Horse Make Does Stable Being

A border collie saved me once when I was pinned under a horse in Colorado. And once when I went through the ice, one of my sled dogs saw me go under, and she got the rest of the team, and they pulled me out of 12 feet of water. I think that dogs offer the only form of unconditional love that's available to humans. Gary Paulsen

Love Me Water Rest Think Saved Once Saw Out Border Only Horse Colorado Through Unconditional Unconditional Love Feet She Got Dogs Go Pinned Offer Form Ice Available Team Humans Pulled

Every kid has a toy that they believe is their best friend, that they believe communicates with them, and they imagine it being alive, their toy horse or car or whatever it is. Stop-motion is the only medium where we literally can make a toy come to life, an actual object. Henry Selick

Yeah, pretending to ride a horse is actually a lot harder than riding a horse. Josh Hopkins

Ride Pretending Horse Yeah Lot Than Riding Harder Actually

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