14 Manure Quotes for You to Enjoy

The fairest thing in nature, a flower, still has its roots in earth and manure. D. H. Lawrence

Nature Flower Earth Fairest Still Roots Manure Thing

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. J. Paul Getty

Finance You Money Like Smells Around Spread Manure

You got to have smelt a lot of mule manure before you can sing like a hillbilly. Hank Williams

You Hillbilly Before Like Sing Got Lot Mule Manure

Money is like manure, of very little use except it be spread. Francis Bacon

Money Except Like Spread Very Little Use Manure

They think they can make fuel from horse manure - now, I don't know if your car will be able to get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning. Billie Holiday

Car Will Think Able Horse Put Know Make Sure Get Stop Fuel Gonna Gallon Your Miles Manure Now

Humanity is the rich effluvium, it is the waste and the manure and the soil, and from it grows the tree of the arts. Ezra Pound

Humanity Soil Rich Tree Arts Manure Waste Grows

What's a good metaphor for a Harvard student? A talking, gold-plated pile of manure, wearing a fleece. David Fahrenthold

Good Harvard Wearing Student Talking Pile Metaphor Manure

The cocoa-nut palm grows best near salt water, no matter how loose and sandy the soil is, and in these congenial circumstances needs neither manure nor care of any kind. It bends lovingly toward the sea and drops its ripe fruit into it. Isabella Bird

Best Needs Fruit Water Matter Care Soil Salt Bends Circumstances Kind Neither Ripe Drops Toward Loose How Nor Any Lovingly Sandy Congenial Sea Manure Near Grows Palm

The corncob was the central object of my life. My father was a horse handler, first trotting and pacing horses, then coach horses, then work horses, finally saddle horses. I grew up around, on, and under horses, fed them, shoveled their manure, emptied the mangers of corncobs. Paul Engle

Spreading manure is a great way of bringing yourself down to earth. Steven Ford

Great Yourself Down Earth Way Great Way Spreading Down To Earth Manure Bringing

Money is like manure: if you don't spread it around, nothing grows. Tom Douglas

You Money Nothing Like Around Spread Manure Grows

Money is like manure. It's most effective when it's spread around widely. John Paul Getty Jr.

Money Like Most Around Spread Effective Manure Widely

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