24 Granny Quotes for You to Enjoy

If it's me and yer granny on bongos, it's the Fall. Mark E. Smith

Me Fall Granny

I'd like to cook for my granny one more time. I cooked for her a couple of times before she passed away, but I wasn't really old enough. Arthur Potts Dawson

Time Old Before Enough More Like Couple She Passed Times Old Enough Really Cook Granny Cooked Away Her

My mum still says the biggest mistake I ever made was not being Benedict Lloyd-Hughes. She's very upset. But the only one who calls me Benedict in real life is my granny. Ben Lloyd-Hughes

My mum - and my granny and I - would close the curtains, turn on the TV and snuggle up and watch 'Come Dancing.' It was actually my granny who was the biggest fan; she loved the show, and she passed on her passion for it to me. I loved the dancing but also the frocks and the glamour. Cherie Lunghi

Me Passion Dancing TV Would Glamour Come Also She Passed Up Close Fan Loved Biggest Curtains Turn Turn-On Granny Show Who Mum Her Actually Watch

As a kid spending weekends in the Ozarks, I remember my granny's preacher shaking his fist, his jowls waving in the wind not unlike a bloodhound's, excoriating the congregation and condemning it to hell. Dana Loesch

Remember Wind Hell Unlike Spending Waving Kid Shaking Weekends Condemning His Fist Preacher Granny Congregation

If you read 'Lord of the Rings' and dismiss it as a lie because it has orcs and elves, you're missing the whole point of the story. If children don't have to be concerned about strangers because there's no such thing as a Big Bad Wolf dressed like Granny, you're missing the point. Doug TenNapel

You Lie Big Wolf Strangers Elves Bad Rings Dressed About Point Missing Like Concerned Read Because Lord Lord Of The Rings Children Story Dismiss Granny Whole Thing

My parents weren't into fashion. I didn't have an eccentric granny who mixed lace mantillas with tweed. Giles Deacon

Fashion Parents Eccentric Were Mixed Lace Granny Who

Human beings should stick together. Honestly, if I see a red-haired person with blue eyes now, I say, 'Is your granny black?' Grace Jones

Together Eyes Black Honestly Say See Stick Person Blue Blue Eyes Human Human Beings Should Your Granny Beings Now

I first fell in love with comedy when I'd visit my granny as a kid. Trips to her house meant staying up late drinking Coca-Cola and watching 'Saturday Night Live'. Jessica Williams

My granny would come out and stay with us in the winter, and we would listen to the reports from the coastal stations and have a discussion in the middle of Glasgow about what the weather was like in Tiree. Johann Lamont

Winter Weather Stations Out Would Stay About Glasgow Come Like Discussion Reports Listen Middle Us Granny Coastal

My life came down to being a granny and watching a lot of television. Joni Mitchell

Life My Life Down Television Came Lot Being Granny Watching

Our society loves raw character; we love raw women. We don't love our mother because she is hot and sexy: we love our mother because she is our mother. We love our granny because she is our granny. We value her. We don't remember anyone's face from our childhood; we love our granny's face. Kangana Ranaut

Love Character Women Remember Mother Value Face Society Our Sexy Raw Hot She Because Childhood Anyone Loves Granny Her

This is where I break one last taboo: I'm incredibly glad I'm not a granny. Kiki Dee

Incredibly Taboo Glad Where Break Granny Last

Listen, I must be 110 by now. Granny is going to kick the bucket at some point. Maggie Smith

Kick Must Some Point Bucket Going Listen Granny Now

I'm just very grateful that the media has been so kind to me, because there's nothing unusual about me. I'm just a mum and a granny who is teaching cookery on TV. Basically, I'm very ordinary. Mary Berry

My Italian granny and my mother made great spaghetti, but it wasn't a kind of southern Italian, Godfather-esque kind of thing - it was a wonderful, big mixing pot of all kinds of people - when you came home from school and your mum wasn't in, there were lots of people you could go to. Peter Capaldi

Home Great You People Wonderful School Mother Made Big Kind Kinds Pot Could Came Go Were Italian Mixing Lots Southern Spaghetti Your Granny Mum Thing

Granny beads are what they're called when a grandma works the garden all day - you always see them - they have a handkerchief around their neck with a lot of dust on them, and then the sweat will go down and make these black beads of sweat and dirt around their neck. And that's what they call granny beads. Randy Houser

Day You Garden Will Black Dust Down All Day See Beads Dirt Make Call Around Always Go Lot Handkerchief Them Sweat Then Grandma Granny Works Neck

I think you've still got to try to be good, day-to-day. You see a granny, you hold the door open for her. You just try to do the right thing. I don't know if that makes you a saint or the greatest guy in the world, but trying is a start. Sami Zayn

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If you are actually ordinary, the only way to give royal status meaning is to live an extraordinary life. It can't be jeans and burgers and granny doing the babysitting. Victoria Coren Mitchell

Life You Live Babysitting Extraordinary Way Status Give Only Doing Ordinary Ordinary Life Meaning Granny Jeans Actually Royal

I am a bit of a granny, I feel older than my years. I like to read rather than go to parties but at the same time my band and I have a lot of fun on tour and can be big kids. Jade Bird

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