33 Funerals Quotes for You to Enjoy

You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours. Yogi Berra

You People Other Otherwise Come Always Go Should Yours Funerals

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours. Yogi Berra

People Other Otherwise Come Always Go Yours Funerals

So many of us have loved ones and people we really care about, and the only time we show affection is when they are gone. I have preached at funerals, and you see loved ones who didn't even say hello to dear ones when they were alive. Give them hugs, kisses while they are alive and need it. George Foreman

Time You People Care Affection Gone Say Alive See About Give Kisses Only Only Time Dear Were Preached HUGS Loved Loved Ones While Them Us Really Hello Show Who Many Even Funerals Need

What does homophobia look like when it's stripped bare of fancy costumes like family values and tradition? It looks like that group of strange, angry people who protest at the funerals of U.S. soldiers who've died fighting for our country. Jane Velez-Mitchell

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You know you're getting old when you go to more funerals than you do weddings. Jimmy Dean

You Old Getting Old More Weddings Know Go Than Getting Funerals

Some people hate funerals. I find them comforting. They hit the pause button on life and remind us that it has an end. Every eulogy reminds me to deepen my dash, that place on the tombstone between our birth and our death. Regina Brett

Life Death Me Hate People Comforting Some People Every Birth Our Find Some Dash Remind Between Reminds End Hit Place Them Pause Us Eulogy Deepen Tombstone Button Funerals

Yeah, like, when I look back on my life, I just remember back what happened in '74, or something. It seems like only the real good stuff comes to mind. I don't think of all the tragedies and all the funerals. That just doesn't come to mind at all. I guess I'm really blessed that way. Gregg Allman

Life Good Remember Mind My Life Blessed Think Guess Back Way Seems Something Only Stuff Come Like Look Real Yeah Tragedies Just Happened Really Funerals

The easiest time to be funny is during a fairly serious situation. That way, you can break the ice. It's crazy, but even at funerals, people will get huge laughs. Adam McKay

Funny Time Crazy You People Will Situation Way Easiest Laughs Fairly Huge Get Break Ice Even Serious Funerals

The biggest problem is the funerals that don't exist. People call the funeral home, they pick up the body, they mail the ashes to you, no grief, no happiness, no remembrance, no nothing. That happens more often than it doesn't in the United States. Caitlin Doughty

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If you don't go to other men's funerals, they won't go to yours. Clarence Day

You Men Other Go Yours Funerals

Cinemascope is not for men, but for snakes and funerals. Fritz Lang

Men Snakes Funerals

I done been to so many funerals. Jay Rock

Been Done Many Funerals

I pointed out that the Atlanta Olympic bomber - as well as Timothy McVeigh and the people who protest against gay rights at military funerals - are Christians but we journalists don't identify them by their religion. Juan Williams

My mom works in funerals, and my dad works at Burger King. Kelly Marie Tran

Mom King Burger Burger King Works Dad Funerals

Old age: I fall asleep during the funerals of my friends. Mason Cooley

Age Old Fall Old Age Friends Asleep Funerals

I have prayed with the families and wept at the funerals of Hoosiers who did not shrink from 9-11 but grew into heroes whose names will forever be engraved in the heart of a grateful nation. Mike Pence

Heart Grateful Heroes Will Nation Names Wept Prayed Forever Families Did Grew Who Engraved Whose Shrink Funerals

I was one those kids who had books on them. Before weddings, Bar Mitzvahs, funerals and anything else where you're actually meant to not be reading, my family would frisk me and take the book away. If they didn't find it by this point in the procedure, I would be sitting over in that corner completely unnoticed just reading my book. Neil Gaiman

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I have been told that I have been played at - my music's been played at funerals, deaths, births, weddings. Weddings, I find very surprising. Patty Griffin

Music Find Weddings Been Surprising Deaths Very Played Funerals

By the 1980s, practically no one under 60 in the real civilian world wore hats for anything except weddings, funerals or Ascot. Hats had been in competition with hair, and hair had won. Thirty years before that, Brits of all classes and ages wore hats all the time. Peter York

Time World Competition Hair Before Thirty Brits Classes Hats Civilian Weddings Except Had No-One Practically Real Been Years Won Anything Wore Ages Funerals

I always say to people that Zimbabweans are the funniest people in Africa; we even laugh at funerals. And it's true. I mean, there are so many jokes about funerals. There are so many jokes about AIDS. We find ways of coping with pain by laughing at it and by laughing at ourselves. Petina Gappah

What was very interesting to me about Clementine Hunter's work is that she couldn't read or write, and she has recorded history of the plantation life and the southern part of the U.S. - the cotton harvests, pecan picking, washing clothes, funerals, marriages - in pictures. Robert Wilson

I guess I do prefer a ball cap. I have performed without a cap, mostly at funerals and weddings. Rodney Atkins

Guess Weddings Performed Mostly Without Ball Cap Prefer Funerals

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