110 Drunk Quotes for You to Enjoy

The great security of all is to eat little and to drink nothing that intoxicates. He that eats till he is full is little better than a beast, and he that drinks till he is drunk is quite a beast. William Cobbett

Great Better Beast Drunk Nothing Security Eat Eats Drink Drinks He Till Than Quite Little Full

I'd sing for any friend's happiness. I don't have to get drunk to do so. Yo Yo Honey Singh

Happiness Drunk Sing Friend Get Any

I think if you're fame-hungry, go out to a nightclub and get drunk... why do that? I don't understand how some people would want fame so bad that they'd go out and get negative attention to earn it. Zac Efron

My schedule is completely different doing a play than it is doing a movie, and I actually think it's a much harder schedule because you've got to do it eight times a week and you've got to do it good eight times a week and with different kinds of audiences who are cold or drunk or tired, whatever it is. Zoe Kazan

Good Tired You Drunk Whatever Different Kinds Think Cold Kinds Schedule Week Because Got Audiences Doing Times Than Eight Different Movie Much Who Harder Play Actually

My primary school teacher once poured a bottle of curdled school milk forcefully down my throat. Then I threw it up all over her suede shoes. I'd rather have drunk from the spittoon in Barney's barber shop. Paul O'Grady

Teacher School Drunk Shoes Down Once Threw Rather Throat Poured Bottle Primary Primary School Over School Teacher Up Shop Barber Then Barney Suede Milk Her

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