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I just typed up three, four paragraphs of an idea and dropped it in a box at the Chicago Comic Con in the summer of 2000, I guess, or 2001 - I forget. I just dropped it on a stack of a giant pile of dozens of other entries. Months later, I was thrilled to get a call from a Marvel editor while I was working my crappy day-job. Jason Aaron

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You can imagine sitting in a room for three days talking about comic books, eight hours a day. It gets wacky and very nerdy. It also gets contentious at times. Jason Aaron

Is it my end-all and be-all to become a standup comic? No. Jason Alexander

Become Comic End-All Standup

The Middle East is a very difficult stage to play upon. Without doubt, it is a good drama. And on occasion, there are situations so unimaginable, if not ludicrous, as to make them almost comic. But the cast is constantly changing, the audience is often disengaged, and it seems at times that no one is actually running the show. Jason Alexander

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I think on 'Third Watch' that I was the comic relief on a lot of that. I mean, I definitely had dark moments, but people tended to think he was funny even if the character himself wasn't having a fun time. Jason Wiles

I feel like there are comic book artists who are comic book artists, and then there's comic book artists who are cartoonists. Jeff Lemire

Book Cartoonists Feel Like Comic Comic Book Artists Then Who

I love being on the road, but to make a living as a road comic, you have to be on it most weeks out of the year. That's just too much for me. But I would love to be such a successful road comic that I don't have to go on it every week. Jen Kirkman

My mother had all these maxims - like, classy girls never chew gum, never read comic books, never get their ears pierced, never get their hair dyed. Jennifer Tilly

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I have always had a need for attention but didn't plan to be a comic. Jenny Eclair

Had Attention Always Comic Plan Need

I'm a comic; we get hecklers every night! It's really just part of the job. Jermaine Fowler

Job Every Part Comic Get Just Really Every Night Night

I'm pretty much a comic that dwells on what happened to me instead of what's happening to me. Jermaine Fowler

Me Pretty Instead Comic Dwells Happened Happening Much

For a comic to put a public performance in jeopardy for a snickering little laugh - no, no, no, I don't believe in it. Jerry Lewis

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People love their comic books. Jessica De Gouw

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But I couldn't draw as fast as she requested. Thus, I tried to create the worst abomination of a comic that I could, so as to make her not want comics anymore. That abomination, my friends, was Happy Noodle Boy. Jhonen Vasquez

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Because of the audience I get and the fact that these people aren't traditional comics buyers I don't think the comic industry looks at that and thinks that is a very respectable thing. I'm very used to it. I'm not the guy who wins awards and gets mentioned in magazines. Jhonen Vasquez

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