242 Clever Quotes for You to Enjoy

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. Steve Breen

Clever Bicycle Some Generate Bound Gorilla Captions Riding

When I was a little girl, I told everyone I was going to marry a very clever scientist and have ten children. I would always draw the children, and they included blond-haired twin boys whom I named Theodore and Frederick: Teddy and Freddy for short. Talulah Riley

Girl Clever Everyone Draw Would Marry Freddy Frederick Ten Named Boy Always Scientist Very Going Short Children Little Little Girl Theodore Included Whom Twin Teddy

You want to get to the top of the cliff. But that's not what you focus on immediately. You focus on the next ledge just beyond your reach, because you need to do one clever thing to get up there. And then, once you get there, you do it again. A lot of this is rather boring and not very glamorous. But you can't jump cliffs in a single bound. Terence Tao

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There is still a lot to be said for the well-made, witty, clever, three-act comedy. Terry Teachout

Comedy Clever Said Witty Still Lot

I was so lucky. I grew up with an incredibly strong grandmother, mother and sister. All three, independent, fierce, clever women who were hard workers, had goals and visions for themselves, and were really ambitious. And, they didn't apologize for those goals. Tessa Virtue

Women Strong Mother Goals Three Clever Sister Incredibly Those Visions Independent Had Were Up Ambitious Grew Fierce Themselves Grandmother Really Workers Apologize Hard Who Lucky

Reductionism and elimination make one feel clever, but what happens when the meditator drops her fixation on feeling clever? Timothy Morton

Feeling Clever Drops Feel Make Happens Her Elimination

At Ajax, I got an education in how to be confident on the ball, my technique, and then, at Atletico, I learned how to defend. It was about the details, the ruthlessness; be clinical in front of your own goal, win every duel, be clever. I learned so much and, defensively, I grew there so much. Toby Alderweireld

Education Win Clever Own Every Defensively Details Atletico About Learned Ball Got How Duel Clinical Goal Front Confident Grew Then Much Your Technique Defend

I defend my position. I am not Messi. I am not Ronaldo. I have something else. I am not the quickest, like Walcott. I have to be clever and read situations. If I didn't have that, I wouldn't be able to play Premier League. Everybody has a strength - this is mine. Toby Alderweireld

Strength Clever Everybody Else Mine Able Something Something Else League Like Read Messi Am Situations Premier Premier League Play Defend Position

Mercer was very clever. He knew the way Southerners spoke and put that into his lyrics. But in that whole era, you had the best. Harold Arlen was just fantastic. Cole Porter was better than anybody, and Gershwin was Gershwin, y'know. Johnny Mercer started Capitol Records, and he brought in Sinatra, Dean Martin, and Nat King Cole. Tony Bennett

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Awards sell tickets, and they're a clever publicity stunt. Tony Randall

Clever Tickets Stunt Sell Awards Publicity

A lot of consumers actively enjoy advertising, especially fashion print ads and clever TV commercials. The nostalgic cable channel TVLand features not only vintage shows but also vintage commercials. Virginia Postrel

Saying Innovation Censorship Internet Will Argument Clever Policy Around Trump Goes Controls Popular Routes Desire Damage Programmers

The concept of emergent gameplay is really exciting. That's when players are really crafting their own experience. So if you're clever and creative, you can do things that even developers of the game didn't know were possible. Warren Spector

You Game Creative Experience Clever Own Possible Developers Exciting Know Concept Were Crafting Really Even Things Players

Lots of people working in cryptography have no deep concern with real application issues. They are trying to discover things clever enough to write papers about. Whitfield Diffie

People Clever Enough Papers About Write Concern Cryptography Real Issues Discover Lots Trying Working Deep Things Application

There is nothing clever about confusion. William Wyler

Confusion Clever Nothing About

Novels are not about expressing yourself, they're about something beautiful, funny, clever and organic. Self-expression? Go and ring a bell in a yard if you want to express yourself. Zadie Smith

Funny Beautiful You Yourself Clever Organic Ring About Something Self-Expression Yard Go Want Express Express Yourself Novels Expressing Bell

Imagine how foolish you'd look if, like one clever salesman who once pitched to me, you tried to license your product to a big industry player without knowing they just launched a competing product. With the right background research, he could have avoided that and other landmines - and so can you. Kevin O'Leary

Me You Clever Big Research Other Once Background License Tried Could Foolish He Like Look Knowing Industry Without How Salesman Just Product Your Avoided Who Right Player Competing Imagine

You just have to be clever about who you work with. Had I done Gap or H&M, there's no way Louis Vuitton would have wanted to work with me. So you hold out for the big ones. Ben Eine

Work Me You Clever Big Way Out Would About Had Louis Big Ones Done Just Wanted Hold Who Gap

I've tried my hardest to bribe my chef, but my team have been clever and hired someone who not only is not bribeable but who chases me round the house and makes sure I eat what he's cooked, and he lays out my vitamin pills and supplements in front of me so I can't 'forget' to take them. Usain Bolt

Me Clever Out Tried Eat Someone Only Lays Take Supplements He House Sure Chef Makes Pills Hired Been Forget Front Them Cooked Bribe Team Who Round Hardest

George Carlin is brilliant with words, and Johnny Winters is very creative. It's taking something common and drawing out the humor, being clever with words. Bill Cosby

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