691 Bill Quotes for You to Enjoy

When I was a kid, I did dial the 900 numbers out of curiosity, but I was such a goodie-two-shoes that I immediately hung up because I didn't want it showing up on the bill. Ari Graynor

Kid Hung Immediately Out Because Dial Up Curiosity Did Want Bill Showing Showing Up Numbers

Has Bill Clinton inspired idealism in the young, as he himself was inspired by John F. Kennedy? Or has he actually reduced their idealism? Surely part of the answer lies in Clinton's personal moral lapse with Monica Lewinsky. But more important was his sin of omission - his failure to embrace a moral cause beyond popularity. Arlie Russell Hochschild

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I used to chop up C-Span soundbites or interviews with politicians like John Kerry or Bill Clinton into a radio-esque show hosted by Awkwafina and her producer, Mookie. I would pitch down my vocals to have male guests and would send them to a small circle of friends after they were done. Awkwafina

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Bill Cunningham... he knows fashion better than anybody. Azzedine Alaia

Fashion Better He Knows Cunningham Than Anybody Bill

I think Gore does have to worry. He is tied to Bill Clinton. We know that there were telephone calls that he made from his office. We know that there were visits to the Buddhist temple. Barbara Olson

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In the mind of Bill Clinton, political considerations outweigh even life-and-death matters of great concern to his own law-enforcement officials, not to mention the nation. Barbara Olson

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I filed the first gay rights bill in Massachusetts history in 1972 in the legislature, one of the first in the country. Barney Frank

Gay History Rights First Country Gay Rights Massachusetts Legislature Bill

Bill Cosby, you know, he's a delightful guy. Barry Corbin

You Cosby Guy Delightful He Know Bill Bill Cosby

Even if you're Bill Gates, you've got problems. I'm sure he would probably easily give a few billion dollars to get rid of all the problems that he has. Ben Carson

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When I was much younger, my siblings and I would routinely tune in to watch 'Bill Nye the Science Guy' on PBS. He was a fascinating instructor bent on helping kids achieve a basic understanding of science. When he engaged in politics, it was only very briefly if at all. Ben Domenech

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Expeditions are escapism. The stuff that we're normally concerned about just doesn't matter out there. Tax returns, gas bill, none of it. Life becomes very simple, it's about moving in a certain direction - north if you're going north - staying warm and not getting eaten. That's it. Ben Saunders

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Bill Maher fancies himself the reincarnation of Lenny Bruce. Bernard Goldberg

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I want people to say at the end of my day, you know, like I used to say about Sidney Poitier and James Cagney and Joan Crawford and Red Skelton and those guys and Bill Cosby. They did quality and substance. You always remember them. Bernie Mac

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Bill Clinton is a moderate Democrat. I'm a democratic socialist. Bernie Sanders

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It wasn't easy in the 1970s when I initially started on my mission - to take yoga to the world. Nobody knew what it was in Japan. When I met Bill Clinton for the first time, he asked me if it was a form of yogurt that you eat! But I kept my faith and never gave up on my quest. Bikram Choudhury

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Plus I am being hounded by all the fabulous new drummers, Bill Stewart at the head of the pack. Bill Bruford

Fabulous Plus Head New Drummers Am Being Pack Bill

President Trump has said he will not sign a bill which does not protect those with pre-existing conditions. I'm a physician who worked in a public hospital for 25 years caring for those with pre-existing conditions. Bill Cassidy

It's fun being Bill Engvall. Bill Engvall

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