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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
Tommy Cooper
Tommy Cooper
Born: Mar 19, 1921
Died: Apr 15, 1984

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Police, Drinking, Yesterday, Other, Battery, Kids, Charged, Eating, Fireworks, Arrested, Off, Acid, Two

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