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Sue Perkins

Sue Perkins

English Comedian

Born: Sep 22, 1969

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I have come to understand that my hatred of the gym was based on fear and prejudice, a tribal resistance to science, to improvement. But to ignore my aging physicality and not try and become the strongest and fittest I can be is curmudgeonly at best and wilfully ignorant at worst. Sue Perkins

Long hair doesn't look good on me because my hair is fine. Sue Perkins

Good Me Long Hair Fine Long Hair Look Because

The only time I am not talking is when I am dancing. I look like an electrocuted octopus. Sue Perkins

Time Not Talking Dancing Only Only Time Like Look Talking Am Octopus

I have slight attention-span issues, so I will often wander off, and then I will be alerted - in inverted commas - when the smoke alarm goes off. So that's how I work out if a bake is finished. Sue Perkins

Work Will Finished Slight Out Inverted Bake Smoke How Issues Commas Off Goes Often Wander Work Out Then Alarm

Being a lesbian is only about the 47th most interesting thing about me. Sue Perkins

Me Lesbian About Only Most Being Interesting Interesting Thing Thing

I'd really like to see Mary Berry busting out a Pitbull number! Sue Perkins

Out Berry See Mary Like Really Busting Number

It was a privilege to experience life beyond the cliches and to witness the vibrancy, chaos, and multiculturalism of Bengal first hand. Sue Perkins

Life Experience Witness First Chaos Beyond Cliches Hand Privilege Multiculturalism

I don't really drink, but the one thing I really hanker after is Zubrowka vodka. If it's someone's birthday, I'll pretend I like red wine for about three sips. Sue Perkins

Birthday Three Wine Pretend One Thing About Someone Vodka Drink Red Like Red Wine The One Thing After Really Thing

I'm a big Hitchcock fan, and I love anything by Almodovar. Sue Perkins

Love Big Hitchcock Fan Anything

I usually like 'The Guardian' and its journalistic bent, but sometimes 'The Independent.' And if I'm being totally honest, some weekends I'll have a 'News of the Screws' or a 'Sunday Spurt.' You need high and lowbrow. Sue Perkins

News You Sometimes Guardian Sunday Bent Independent High Some Totally Weekends Journalistic Like Being Need Honest

I came to music very young. Sue Perkins

Music Young Came Very

My idea of hell is to sit with a pair of curling tongs or have my hair blow-dried: I fidget like a 12-year-old boy. Sue Perkins

Hair Sit Hell Idea Like Boy Curling Hell Is Pair

Sometimes I get into the mindset that being heterosexual is a brave new world, because you can conceive, and you work out the rest of it once you're pregnant. Sue Perkins

Work You World Sometimes Rest Mindset Once Heterosexual Out Conceive New Because Get Brave Brave New World New World Being Work Out Pregnant

I don't look great. I'm a bit ramshackle. Sue Perkins

Great Bit Look

I'm not fashionable. Sue Perkins

Fashionable

I'll go on panel shows looking like I've been dragged through a hedge backwards. Sue Perkins

Backwards Looking Panel Through Like Go Been Hedge Shows Dragged

If you fix your sense of self to your job, then you're heading for disaster. Sue Perkins

You Job Sense Self Heading Disaster Fix Then Your

My dad was a keen philatelist and, when he died, he left me an album he'd curated over some 40 years. He'd handpicked every item, saying each one reminded him of me. I opened it to discover the pages were full of beige stamps bearing the image of George V. Take from that what you will. Sue Perkins

Saying Me You Will Every Some Bearing Take He Reminded Opened Over Him George Were Discover Years Left Item Died Stamps Pages Full Each Dad Keen Each One Image Album

To those who say: 'Why pay for a gym when the outdoors is free?' I say this. In nature, there are no medicine balls. You can lie on an outsized gourd doing sit-ups, but in reality, outsized gourds are hard to come by unless you live in a farmers' market. Sue Perkins

You can say a lot of things about me, but I own my own opinions. They're not for sale. Sue Perkins

Me You Own Say About My Own Opinions Sale Lot Things

My mum has recorded all my programmes and not watched one. My dad says he finds it embarrassing. Sue Perkins

Programmes Says Embarrassing Finds Recorded He Dad Mum Watched

I have an almost entirely written correspondence with a few friends of mine who are really busy. We exchange quite long and sometimes quite whimsical, sometimes quite meaningful, sometimes silly letters. Sue Perkins

Sometimes Long Few Busy Mine Correspondence Silly Entirely Exchange Written Almost Friends Quite Whimsical Meaningful Really Who Letters

I am an appalling softie. But somehow, somewhere along the line, I've learnt how to hide it. Sue Perkins

Hide Somewhere Somehow Along Learnt How Am Line Appalling

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