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As somebody who happens to be gay, I particularly resent that minorities are being encouraged to be fragile and bitter.
Andy Ngo
Gay
Somebody
Bitter
Minorities
Particularly
Encouraged
Being
Happens
Who
Resent
Fragile
The closing of a door can bring blessed privacy and comfort - the opening, terror. Conversely, the closing of a door can be a sad and final thing - the opening a wonderfully joyous moment.
Andy Rooney
Sad
Privacy
Blessed
Final
Opening
Joyous
Comfort
Terror
Wonderfully
Closing
Door
Moment
Thing
Bring
I'm in a position of feeling secure enough so that I can say what I think is right and if so many people think it's wrong that I get fired, well, I've got enough to eat.
Andy Rooney
People
Feeling
Think
Enough
Say
Secure
Eat
Fired
Wrong
Well
Got
Get
So Many People
Many
Right
Position
Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
Andy Rooney
Grass
Enjoy
Television
Would
Greens
Anyone
Golf
Who
Grow
Watches
Watching
I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran.
Andy Rooney
Wish
About
More
Knew
Arms
His
Iran
Sales
Just
Little
Less
The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in every respect, except that you can't eat it. We should make every effort to make sure this disease, often referred to as 'progress', doesn't spread.
Andy Rooney
Government
You
Respect
Progress
Research
Every
Eat
Perfect
Except
Federal
Federal Government
Sponsored
Make
Sure
Spread
Referred
Effort
Disease
Often
Produced
Should
Tomato
Figure skating is an unlikely Olympic event but its good television. It's sort of a combination of gymnastics and ballet. A little sexy too which doesn't hurt.
Andy Rooney
Good
Hurt
Too
Unlikely
Television
Sexy
Gymnastics
Combination
Sort
Ballet
Which
Skating
Little
Figure
Figure Skating
Event
Olympic
The world must be filled with unsuccessful musical careers like mine, and it's probably a good thing. We don't need a lot of bad musicians filling the air with unnecessary sounds. Some of the professionals are bad enough.
Andy Rooney
Good
Musicians
World
Enough
Air
Musical
Mine
Unnecessary
Bad
Must
Some
Good Thing
Unsuccessful
Like
Sounds
Lot
Filled
Filling
Professionals
Thing
Need
Careers
The dullest Olympic sport is curling, whatever 'curling' means.
Andy Rooney
Whatever
Sport
Curling
Means
Olympic
All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under the law.
Andy Rooney
Law
Men
Though
Equal
Were
Created
Should
Treated
I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it comes in the mail next month. If you don't return the form the area you live in might get less government money and you wouldn't want that to happen, would you.
Andy Rooney
Hope
Government
You
Money
Live
Month
Out
Would
Area
Mail
Return
Get
Going
Want
Form
Happen
Census
Might
Next
Your
Less
Fill
Writers don't retire. I will always be a writer.
Andy Rooney
Will
Writer
Writers
Retire
Always
What was interesting about Trump, I mean, people always say they want a non-politician. Well, you got it with Donald Trump. And there's good to that, and there's bad to that. The bad is that he can be distracted by talking about these stupid things that - I promise you, no one cares about his taxes.
Ann Coulter
Good
You
People
Stupid
Cares
Say
Distracted
Promise
Bad
About
No One Cares
No-One
He
Well
Talking
Always
Got
His
Trump
Donald
Donald Trump
Want
Interesting
Mean
Mean People
Taxes
Things
If the press really thinks Obama is Lincoln, they ought to treat him like they treated Bush, 'cause that's how they treated Lincoln. His critics compared Lincoln to an ape; they called him an illiterate baboon.
Ann Coulter
Treat
Cause
Ought
Press
Obama
Critics
Like
Him
How
Lincoln
His
Ape
Bush
Really
Illiterate
Compared
Thinks
Treated
I love to engage in repartee with people who are stupider than I am.
Ann Coulter
Love
People
Stupider
Am
Repartee
Than
Engage
Who
God gave us the earth. We have dominion over the plants, the animals, the trees.
Ann Coulter
God
Plants
Animals
Trees
Gave
Earth
Over
Dominion
Us
There is nothing you can tell me to discourage me.
Ann Coulter
Me
You
Nothing
Tell
Discourage
You go to Europe, and they have their very wealthy elites, and then everybody else is, you know, a couple of steps above a peasant, basically.
Ann Coulter
You
Everybody
Everybody Else
Else
Wealthy
Above
Steps
Know
Couple
Go
Very
Then
Europe
Elites
Basically
Peasant
The best way we serve the people we admire is to tell them the truth.
Ann Coulter
Truth
Best
People
Way
Tell
Admire
Best Way
Them
Serve
When we were at peace, Democrats wanted to raise taxes. Now there's a war, so Democrats want to raise taxes. When there was a surplus, Democrats wanted to raise taxes. Now that there is a mild recession, Democrats want to raise taxes.
Ann Coulter
War
Peace
Recession
Democrats
Surplus
Were
Want
Wanted
Taxes
Mild
Now
Raise
When every one of your arguments is characterized an attempt to bring back slavery or resegregate lunch counters, it's a little hard to have any sort of productive debate.
Ann Coulter
Debate
Argument
Every
Lunch
Back
Characterized
Attempt
Sort
Any
Little
Your
Hard
Productive
Bring
Slavery
The fact that a Republican is in the late Senator Kennedy's old seat probably must have him rolling in his grave, probably spilling his drink.
Ann Coulter
Old
Late
Must
Spilling
Drink
Fact
Him
His
Senator
Rolling
Republican
Grave
Seat
Kennedy
If we took away women's right to vote, we'd never have to worry about another Democrat president.
Ann Coulter
Vote
Women
President
Took
Worry
About
Never
Democrat
Another
Away
Right
We know gang members are pouring across the border and filling up our prisons. We have a huge drug problem in this country now in places that never had an opiate problem. Why is that? Because this is brought in - because we do not have a border.
Ann Coulter
Problem
Country
Our
Members
Border
Brought
Pouring
Never
Had
Know
Because
Opiate
Prisons
Huge
Up
Places
Across
Gang
Filling
Now
Why
Different cultures have different predilections for different kinds of crime.
Ann Coulter
Crime
Different Kinds
Kinds
Cultures
Different
Different Cultures
We just want Jews to be perfected, as they say. That is what Christianity is. We believe the Old Testament, but ours is more like Federal Express.
Ann Coulter
Old
Believe
Christianity
Jews
Say
Ours
More
Federal
Like
Testament
Just
Want
Old Testament
Express
They Say
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