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There is no such thing as an impartial jury because there are no impartial people. There are people that argue on the web for hours about who their favorite character on 'Friends' is. Jon Stewart
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The Supreme Court ruled that disabled golfer Casey Martin has a legal right to ride in a golf cart between shots at PGA Tour events. Man, the next thing you know, they're going to have some guy carry his clubs around for him. Jon Stewart
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If you watch the news and don't like it, then this is your counter program to the news. Jon Stewart
News You Counter Like Then Your Watch Program
The seven marvels that best represent man's achievements over the last 2,000 years will be determined by Internet vote... so look for Howard Stern's Private Parts to come in No. 1. Jon Stewart
Best Man Vote Internet Will Seven Determined Over Come Stern Look Parts Private Years Private Parts Represent Achievements Last
If the events of September 11, 2001, have proven anything, it's that the terrorists can attack us, but they can't take away what makes us American - our freedom, our liberty, our civil rights. No, only Attorney General John Ashcroft can do that. Jon Stewart
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McVeigh's lawyer got him the death penalty, which, quite frankly, I could have done. Jon Stewart
Death Lawyer Penalty Frankly Could Him Got Death Penalty Done Quite Quite Frankly Which
Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch. Jon Stewart
Great You Fatherhood Ruin Someone Because Scratch
If you're going to give people 20 minutes of news satire, you've also got to give them Tiffani-Amber Thiessen or you're going to have rioting in the streets. Jon Stewart
News You Satire People Rioting Minutes Give Also Got Going Them Streets
I don't care about wealth. What seems to be upsetting is institutionalizing the advantages that wealth gives you. Jon Stewart
You Wealth Care About Seems Gives Advantages dont Care Upsetting
Players like Alastair Cook do not come around very often. To play for so long and achieve so much says everything about his fitness, concentration, discipline and skill. Jonathan Agnew
Fitness Discipline Achieve Long Everything Says About Come Like Concentration Around His Very Often Much Skill Cook Play Players
I think most cricket fans would accept that Dravid and Tendulkar are very different individuals but they are both great players. Jonathan Agnew
Great Fans Think Cricket Would Both Individuals Most Accept Very Different Players
Preparation is not just about batting and bowling. You have to consider lots of things - the travel, the weather, the heat, the light, the sounds. You have to be comfortable with everything. Jonathan Agnew
You Travel Light Weather Preparation Consider Everything Batting About Bowling Comfortable Sounds Lots Heat Just Things
When you think of the great eight-wicket bowling figures in Test history, the names of Michael Holding, Shane Warne and Stuart Broad spring to mind. Jonathan Agnew
Great History You Mind Spring Holding Think Broad Stuart Shane Names Bowling Test Michael Figures
The art of coaching is to give a player freedom to bring out his talent. It is the player's responsibility for what happens once they are on the pitch. Jonathan Agnew
Art Freedom Responsibility Once Out Give Talent His Pitch Happens Coaching Player Bring
Tillakaratne Dilshan is innovative and scores quickly, while Upul Tharanga is neat and well organised - and left handed. Jonathan Agnew
Innovative Well Scores Left Handed Left-Handed Quickly While Organised Neat
As a player, when things are going against you, you look to the captain to inject some energy but I don't see any of that from Amla. Jonathan Agnew
You Energy See Some Look Any Going Against Captain Things Player
By empowering players - not just players, but grown men - to think for themselves outside of the game, you hope that they will be more likely to adapt to a situation and seize the moment in a sporting contest. Jonathan Agnew
Hope You Game Will Men Situation Think More Seize Outside Likely Empowering Contest Just Themselves Moment Grown Grown Men Players Adapt
You do not want cricketers who are cowed by adversity, waiting for someone to tell them what to do. Jonathan Agnew
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With new fast bowlers on the international circuit few and far between, it's always good to see someone new coming through. Jonathan Agnew
Good Few Circuit See Someone Through Between New Always Coming Far International Fast
Word can spread quickly around the international circuit if a player is perceived to have a fault, particularly if it is against short bowling. Jonathan Agnew
Fault Word Circuit Perceived Particularly Bowling Around Spread Quickly Short Against International Player
Pietersen is an incredibly confident cricketer, almost brash. Jonathan Agnew
Incredibly Almost Brash Confident
As lots of us ex-pros know, you are a long time retired and there comes a stage when you would give anything to be back out there playing. Jonathan Agnew
Time You Long Long Time Stage Back Out Would Give Retired Know Lots Anything Us Playing
In one-day internationals, the batsman is under pressure to get on with run-scoring and does not have the luxury of leaving too many deliveries. Jonathan Agnew
Luxury Pressure Too Does Leaving Get Many
It is difficult to master the skill of scoring runs from a 90mph delivery that is dug into your armpit or is fizzing past your nose. Jonathan Agnew
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Archer has an incredible talent. He is one of those fast bowlers who makes it look easy. Jonathan Agnew
Incredible Those Easy He Talent Look Makes Who Fast
It is one thing to err on the side of caution. Equally, Test wins have to be earned. They are seldom handed to you on a plate. Jonathan Agnew
You Earned Side One Thing Wins Seldom Equally Test Caution Err Handed Plate Thing
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