Quotes by Entertainers

Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story. Adam Carolla

Air Tell Hyperbole Occasional Course Story Use

No, I had not read any other comedian's book. Not that I don't enjoy other comedians; I'm just not a reader. Adam Carolla

Book Enjoy Other Had Comedian Comedians Read Reader Any Just

I have no connection with Hollywood. I'm not interested. I don't care. Adam Carolla

Care No Connection dont Care Not Interested Interested Hollywood Connection

I like radio and live performing stuff. I don't like the television stuff as much. Adam Carolla

Live Television Stuff Performing Like Much Radio

I am not a good cue card reader. Adam Carolla

Good Reader Am Cue Card

I don't have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other. Adam Carolla

Mom Family Other Emotional Anything Against Connection Each

My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine. Adam Carolla

Work Education Food Mom Welfare Whatever Programs Those Kind Fine Never Scholarships Like Occasional Any Just Stamp Even

I used to be a Democrat, now I'm basically a Republican. Adam Carolla

Democrat Republican Used Now Basically

I'm like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs. Adam Carolla

Needs Every John Guy Like Represent Wants Public

I'm a comedian, not a politician. Adam Carolla

Politician Comedian

I don't think I've ever seen pie advertised. That's how you know it's good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts. They advertise the bejeezus out of yogurt, but I haven't seen one pie commercial. Adam Carolla

Good You Seen Think Other Desserts Out Pie Know Advertise How Commercial Yogurt Ice Ice Cream Cream Ever

I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself. Adam Carolla

Work Myself Money Plenty Make Want Working

I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle. The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I'm not sure why. Adam Carolla

You People Feelings Side Right Side Aisle Put Sure Left Just Land Then Views Why Right Thing Two

I've always boxed, I always taught boxing. Adam Carolla

Boxed Boxing Always Taught

I'd never hurt another person. Adam Carolla

Hurt Never Another Person

Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff. Adam Carolla

Women Better Guys Emotional Stuff Well Women Are Mechanical

I don't burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world. Adam Carolla

World Masculine Calories Trying Any Just Burn Happen

I'm not sexist, I'm just a realist. Adam Carolla

Sexist Just Realist

I'm a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy. Adam Carolla

Valley Guy Blue-Collar

I didn't have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age. Adam Carolla

Success Business Age Until Years Any Show Show Business

I've got a great eye for color. I'm like a chick. Adam Carolla

Great Eye Color Like Got Chick

I mean, we sit around and we go, you know, 'Torture doesn't work.' Well, it's been around for 5,000 years. Most stuff that doesn't work goes the way of the dodo pretty quick, like waterbeds and 8-tracks and things like that. Adam Carolla

Work You Sit Way Torture Pretty Stuff Like Know Most Well Around Go Been Years Quick Goes Mean Things