Quotes by Entertainers

If there are two things Penn & Teller stand for, it's the truth & lying, although not necessarily in that order. Penn Jillette

Truth Lying Teller Penn Although Order Stand Things Necessarily Two

I think the media spends a lot of time fooling itself. Penn Jillette

Time Think Fooling Lot Itself Media

Modern American magic, late 20th century magic, is tremendously disrespectful of the audience. Penn Jillette

Late Tremendously Magic Audience American Modern Century Disrespectful

I think people under age 55 come to Vegas with a certain sense of irony. Penn Jillette

Age People Sense Think Vegas Come Irony Certain

You have in Vegas the most heterogeneous audience you're gonna get anywhere in the country. In Boston, Chicago, Miami, you know who goes to the theater. In Vegas, you have people who only see one theater show a year, and it's in Vegas. Penn Jillette

I believe in individual rights so much that I don't like any sort of 'what's good for the cause'-type questions. Penn Jillette

Good Rights Believe Individual Individual Rights Like Sort Questions Any Much

If you spend a lot of time lying to people, you think a lot about what the truth means. Penn Jillette

Truth Time You People Think Lying Spend About Lot Means

'Celebrity Apprentice' has more integrity and is the most straightforward show I've ever seen. Penn Jillette

Integrity Seen Apprentice More Most Celebrity Straightforward Show Ever

Part of the experience of being entertained is sitting back and plugging into someone else's vision. Penn Jillette

Experience Vision Else Back Entertained Plugging Someone Part Sitting Being

I love when violent, dangerous art is done by people who are not violent and dangerous. I love that when George Romero was making 'Dawn of the Dead,' he was coaching his son's little league team. Penn Jillette

Love Art Son People Dangerous Dawn He League Dead Making George His Done Little Little League Coaching Team Who Violent

The pure unadulterated disgust of Washington seems to me to be a really good thing. Penn Jillette

Good Me Pure Seems Good Thing Disgust Really Washington Thing

This is going to sound horrible, but I don't even know how much I make in a year. It must be, you know, a couple of million dollars, a few million. I know it's more money than my dad, a jail guard, made in his lifetime; more money than I'll ever need. Penn Jillette

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The vast majority of people who have guns never hurt anybody. Penn Jillette

Hurt People Guns Vast Vast Majority Never Majority Anybody Who

I like movies that are scary, but I don't want them to be dirt dumb. I want a movie that gets my blood racing, makes me laugh, but also gives me something to think about, with maybe a little sexy thrown in. Hollywood doesn't make movies like that. Penn Jillette

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The one kind of person I have a lot of trouble understanding is the kind of person that says the existence of God or religion doesn't matter, it's not an important decision. I think it's vitally important; it's what all our lives are based on. Penn Jillette

If you don't pay your taxes and you don't answer the warrant and you don't go to court, eventually someone will pull a gun. Eventually someone with a gun will show up. I want everything the government does to be done, I just want it to be done voluntarily. Penn Jillette

If you like the stuff I do, my chances of liking you go up. Penn Jillette

You Stuff Like Liking Go Up Chance Chances