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Most of the Communists I knew were nice people. Alexei Sayle
People Nice Knew Most Were Communists Nice People
I've been going to Granada for many years and 12 years ago bought a house a few miles outside the city. Alexei Sayle
Few City Outside Bought House Been Years Years Ago Going Miles Many
The optimum frequency with which comedians should do a series is every year. I do one every three years. My audience is literally dying off. Alexei Sayle
Three Year Every Comedians Frequency Audience Years Off Optimum Literally Dying Which Should Series
I don't think people were that interested in what I was doing for the most of the 1990s. Alexei Sayle
People Think Most Doing Were Interested
Yuri Gagarin, the first man in space, may have had his charms, but he really couldn't be considered hip. Alexei Sayle
Man Space First Considered Charms Had He Hip His May Really
For me, the showbiz memoir is uninteresting - you want to tell people something they don't know about. Alexei Sayle
Me You People Tell Memoir About Something Know Want Uninteresting Showbiz
I have a lot of nice Italian winter clothes that make me look like a sophisticated Lebanese professor, so my friend Robert and I go around pretending to be experts in Arabic politics. It doesn't work in the summer though. I don't have the right clothes. Alexei Sayle
Work Politics Me Winter Pretending Clothes Nice Summer Though Arabic My Friend Like Sophisticated Look Robert Make Around Go Lebanese Italian Lot Friend Experts Professor Right
I feel sorry for many politicians... we expect them to be completely consistent and moralised when we're not. Alexei Sayle
Sorry Politicians Consistent Feel Expect Them Many
I love IMDB. I love that people all over the country get that into it. When I was a kid, you literally had to go to the theater and stare at the poster to see who the hell was involved. Allen Covert
Love You People Country Hell Kid Poster See Had Over Involved Go Get Literally Theater Who Stare
I love jokes that come out of nowhere. The ones where people look at the screen and go, 'What the Hell was that.' As long as it somehow ties back into the story, somehow. Allen Covert
Love Jokes People Long Hell Back Out Somehow Come Look Ties Go Screen Where Story Nowhere
Personally, I'm a little more confident when I have a script. Allen Covert
More Confident Script Little Personally
I was obsessed with movies when I was younger. During the summer, I would go by myself to a theater down the street from my house. I saw every comedy or science fiction movie that came out. My kids love going to the movies, but 3D scares them. Allen Covert
Love Myself Science Comedy Down Every Summer Saw Kids Out Would Scares Obsessed House Science Fiction Came Go Going Fiction Movie Theater Movies Them Younger Street
I think if I did do something in another genre, it would be science fiction; I'm a big sci fi nerd. Allen Covert
Science Big Think Would Would-Be Nerd Something Genre Sci-Fi Another Science Fiction Did Fiction
Unfortunately, many talented people in Hollywood find their values and politics do not reflect the content they create, and many movie themes are in direct contrast with over half of today's American families. Allen Covert
Today Politics People Values Half Reflect Find Direct Over Talented Talented People Content Contrast Families American Movie American Families Unfortunately Hollywood Themes Create Many
Contrary to far too popular a belief, style, fashion, and fabulousness are not synonymous with stank, haughty, and self-aggrandizing. Amanda Seales
Fashion Style Too Synonymous Haughty Contrary Far Popular Belief
My thing about creating things is that it has to do two purposes: It has to serve me creatively but also has to serve the people. Amanda Seales
Me People About Purposes Also Creating Creatively Serve Thing Things Two
Exactly what I'm doing is what success looks like. I get to create on my own terms, on my own timeline, and I'm able to support myself and my mom and my cat comfortably. Amanda Seales
Success Myself Mom Own Exactly Exactly What Able My Own Cat Support Like Terms Looks Comfortably Doing Timeline Get Create
I love cars. Amanda Seales
Love Car
I don't have the proportions for 'hood hot.' Amanda Seales
Hood Proportions Hot
I'm a nerd. Amanda Seales
Nerd
I've played with jazz and toyed with it when I used to live near the St. Nicholas Pub in Harlem. Amanda Seales
Jazz Live Toyed Pub Used Near Played Harlem
I am from Florida, so I didn't 'grow up' on Wu-Tang. Amanda Seales
Am Up Grow Grow Up Florida
My hair changes with my emotions... and my purpose for the day. Amanda Seales
Day Emotions Hair Changes Purpose For The Day
Cornrows came back with a vengeance in the early '00s with every dude trying to grow his hair out to get 'braided up.' It was crazy. Girls were getting carpal tunnel in hoods across America trying to make plaits out of 1.5 inches of ungreased hair. Amanda Seales
Crazy Girl Hair Every Back Out Vengeance Make Dude Came Were His Up America Get Trying Getting Tunnel Across Inches Grow Early
I am all at once in awe and in confusion at some of the folks I encounter during fashion week, consistently causing me to mutter to myself or whoever's in earshot, 'Is that really necessary?' Amanda Seales
Myself Fashion Me Confusion Once Consistently Folks Some Week Am Causing Encounter Really Whoever Awe Necessary
Fashion week is not an episode of 'Girls' or 'Friends,' where I'm OK that there is not a black person in sight because I honestly believe these characters don't come into contact with - therefore don't have - any black friends. No, in the case of Fashion week, it feels wrong. Amanda Seales
Fashion Black Girl Believe Honestly OK Sight Characters Case Week Contact Wrong Feels Come Because Friends Person Any Where Episode Therefore
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