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I always figured that I was one new editor away from unemployment.
David Horsey
New
Always
Editor
Unemployment
Figured
Away
If political cartoonists continue to rely on newspapers, we may be in serious trouble. It's a very transferable form of journalism, though - it works great on Web sites.
David Horsey
Great
Political
Trouble
Though
Cartoonists
Web
Web Sites
Rely
Journalism
Continue
Very
Sites
May
Form
Newspapers
Works
Serious
Ah, to be a conservative climate change denier. While real scientists must do all the research and engage in heated debates about just how bad things are going to be, the deniers can rest easy in the bliss of willful ignorance.
David Horsey
Ignorance
Change
Conservative
Rest
Bad Things
Research
Willful
Bad
Must
Easy
About
Bliss
How
Climate
Climate Change
Real
Scientists
Debates
Heated
Going
Just
While
Engage
Things
The rap on Obama has been that he is a little too cool and aloof. The rap on Romney may be that he is just plain callous.
David Horsey
Too
Rap
Has-Been
Obama
He
Aloof
Callous
Been
May
Just
Romney
Little
Plain
Cool
Elevating the status of women is our best path to peace, justice, and prosperity on a global scale.
David Horsey
Best
Justice
Peace
Women
Prosperity
Path
Our
Scale
Status
Global
Elevating
What seems strange is that Obama elicits such extreme dislike when, in fact, he is an exemplary family man, and his policy positions would have made him a conventional liberal Republican not that long ago.
David Horsey
Family
Man
Strange
Made
Long
Positions
Liberal
Extreme
Obama
Would
Seems
Fact
He
Him
Policy
Exemplary
His
Family Man
In Fact
Conventional
Republican
Dislike
I almost literally wake up in the morning starting to think of my next idea. It's almost always driven by what's in the news. The hard part, really, is getting from knowing what I want to say to figuring out how to say it in an image. I'm still not entirely sure how to explain how that happens... Suddenly, something just works.
David Horsey
News
Morning
Wake Up
Think
Say
Out
Entirely
Something
Driven
Part
Almost
Idea
Knowing
Sure
Always
How
Still
Wake
Up
Getting
Just
Want
Literally
Happens
Explain
Really
Next
Hard
Hard Part
Figuring
Works
Suddenly
Image
Starting
I've been a fascinated observer of grand public funerals since I was a kid, starting with the life-altering black-and-white images of President John F. Kennedy's funeral.
David Horsey
President
Kid
John
Observer
Since
Been
Grand
Public
Fascinated
Kennedy
Images
Funeral
Funerals
Starting
Here lies a nuisance dedicated to sanity.
David Low
Lies
Sanity
Dedicated
Here
Nuisance
Making a cartoon occupied usually about three full days, two spent in labour and one in removing the appearance of labour.
David Low
Three
Spent
Cartoon
About
Days
Removing
Occupied
Making
Labour
Full
Appearance
Two
Some critics of my work took the view that a satirist should defer to the finer feelings of his readers and respect widely held beliefs.
David Low
Work
Respect
Feelings
Defer
Took
Critics
Some
Finer
Readers
His
Held
Should
View
Beliefs
Satirist
Widely
I always liked to put on a tie. The more you look like an executive, the better treated you are. It catches people by surprise.
Don Wright
You
People
Better
More
Put
Like
Liked
Look
Executive
Tie
Always
Surprise
Treated
If I were wearing jeans, I'd be wearing the uniform of a cartoonist.
Don Wright
Cartoonist
Wearing
Were
Uniform
Jeans
I'm still passionately interested in what my fellow humans are up to. For me, a day spent monitoring the passing parade is a day well-spent.
Garry Trudeau
Day
Me
Spent
Parade
Fellow
Well-Spent
Still
Passing
Passionately
Up
Interested
Monitoring
Humans
I've been trying for some time to develop a lifestyle that doesn't require my presence.
Garry Trudeau
Time
Some
Lifestyle
Develop
Been
Trying
Require
Presence
Becoming the new feminine ideal requires just the right combination of insecurity, exercise, bulimia and surgery.
Garry Trudeau
Insecurity
Ideal
Combination
New
Exercise
Becoming
Feminine
Bulimia
Surgery
Just
Requires
Right
Life is like a movie-since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the bathroom in the middle of it.
Garry Trudeau
Life
You
Bathroom
Like
Go
Up
Commercial
Get
Any
Middle
Breaks
Lives have been altered in fundamental ways, and later, after they acquire a more complete understanding of what goals are actually attainable, many are left facing a lot of pain and frustration. And yet, there's no culture of complaint.
Garry Trudeau
Culture
Frustration
Goals
Understanding
Pain
Complaint
Complete
Later
Complete Understanding
Ways
More
Facing
Attainable
Altered
Been
Lot
Left
After
Acquire
Many
Fundamental
Lives
Actually
In any event, it's not exactly a secret to regular readers what my views on the war are.
Garry Trudeau
War
Secret
Exactly
Readers
Any
Regular
Views
Event
I just happen to have one of those skill sets that allows me to work in my underwear.
Garry Trudeau
Work
Me
Sets
Those
Underwear
Just
Happen
Skill
Any time you bring sexuality into the comics pages, you have to brace for pushback.
Garry Trudeau
Time
You
Sexuality
Comics
Any
Pages
Bring
I've been getting pulled from newspapers for my entire career.
Garry Trudeau
Entire
Entire Career
Been
Getting
Newspapers
Career
Pulled
The systematic dismantling of reproductive rights, much like the takedown of collective bargaining, has been taking place in full view.
Garry Trudeau
Rights
Collective
Systematic
Has-Been
Collective Bargaining
Taking
Like
Been
Reproductive
Place
Dismantling
Much
Bargaining
View
Full
I don't want to sound disingenuous here - controversy is obviously good for business, especially if your business is satire. And it does amplify the discussion - in my view, a good thing.
Garry Trudeau
Good
Satire
Business
Good Thing
Obviously
Does
Sound
Discussion
Controversy
Want
Disingenuous
View
Your
Thing
Amplify
Here
Because I was a diminutive, arty kid, I felt like a misfit in high school - but who doesn't?
Garry Trudeau
School
Kid
High
High School
Like
Because
Felt
Arty
Who
This was more than just a cow - this was an entire career I was looking at.
Gary Larson
Looking
Entire
Entire Career
More
Cow
Than
Just
Career
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