Noel Fielding - I played football for a long t...

I played football for a long time when I was a kid, and then I went to art college and turned my back on it. Because of that, my toes are mangled; they've been broken. They're like hooves or talons. They're disgusting. I'd never get them out.

Noel Fielding

English Comedian

Born: May 21, 1973

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Art, Time, Broken, College, Long, Long Time, Back, Kid, Out, Never, Football, Like, Because, Been, Art College, Get, Disgusting, Them, Turned, Then, Toes, Played

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