Nish Kumar Quotes

Nish Kumar

Nish Kumar

British Comedian

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And I can tell you from firsthand experience that our train system is a mess. Carriages are full of unhappy travellers packed together like sardines, who have inexplicably paid for the privilege of being incarcerated. Nish Kumar

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I got fired from a job years ago. It was an accounting job. They were basically trying to cut corners, so they employed a bunch of temps to do proper accounting. And it just caused absolute bedlam and I did get fired. Nish Kumar

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I’m sure when alternative comedy started, before which - Billy Connolly aside - standup was essentially a person being racist and sexist onstage, there was also the sense that this was the death of comedy. But it’s just progress. Nish Kumar

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I just love buying myself presents. Is that a crime? Nish Kumar

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I’m interested in offence and why people take offence in certain ways about certain things. Nish Kumar

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I wasn’t as cynical about Britain as a lot of friends of mine who are also people of colour. Nish Kumar

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