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Michael McIntyre
Michael McIntyre
English Comedian
Born: Feb 21, 1976
Comedy Like Me People Wife You
The only critics who annoy me are the ones who come to my shows even when they're clearly not fans of my work. Michael McIntyre
Work Me Fans Critics Only Clearly Come Annoy Who Even Shows
I found the idea of trying to create a show that everyone can enjoy really appealing. Michael McIntyre
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Coming up with your own opinion is hard. When I go to see a movie I don't really know if I enjoyed it, so I ask my wife and listen to people talking on the way out. If they all say it was magnificent I'll agree! Michael McIntyre
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I'm sure there are comedians who make jokes about me, but say something funny, not mean. Michael McIntyre
Funny Me Jokes Say About Something Comedians Make Sure Mean Who
I thought I was going to do some cult, cool, late-night interviewing thing on BBC2. But everyone kept saying: 'No, Michael, you're teatime, you're not cool.' Michael McIntyre
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I don't watch any other comedy, I don't study stand-up as an art. Michael McIntyre
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I'm thrilled at the continued success of the 'Big Show.' Michael McIntyre
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I do speak well as I went to a posh school. But I come from no real breeding. Michael McIntyre
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Men need to be with women otherwise I don't think they really know how to behave. They'll just stare at me and it's awkward, so I scramble around in my mind to say the rudest things I can think of just to get something out of them. Michael McIntyre
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Our family home, a large house in Hampstead, was sold to Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne. I remember being told that 'someone who eats bats' was buying it. Michael McIntyre
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It's a weird one: nobody notices when a brilliant comedian is fat or has sweat marks under their arms. Peter Kay isn't in the best shape and neither is Ricky Gervais, and it doesn't matter. Still, I like to feel like I'm transforming into something quite cool when I go on stage. Michael McIntyre
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I don't know how it is with other people's relationships, but my wife is always much more tired than me because she works much harder looking after the children, which is an endless battle - a lot of it is battling with them to stop battling with each other. Michael McIntyre
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