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Michael McIntyre Quotes
Michael McIntyre Quotes
Michael McIntyre
English
Comedian
Born:
Feb 21
,
1976
Comedy
Like
Me
People
Wife
You
The only critics who annoy me are the ones who come to my shows even when they're clearly not fans of my work.
Michael McIntyre
Work
Me
Fans
Critics
Only
Clearly
Come
Annoy
Who
Even
Shows
I found the idea of trying to create a show that everyone can enjoy really appealing.
Michael McIntyre
Enjoy
Everyone
Idea
Trying
Create
Really
Show
Appealing
Found
I'm sure there are comedians who make jokes about me, but say something funny, not mean.
Michael McIntyre
Funny
Me
Jokes
Say
About
Something
Comedians
Make
Sure
Mean
Who
I thought I was going to do some cult, cool, late-night interviewing thing on BBC2. But everyone kept saying: 'No, Michael, you're teatime, you're not cool.'
Michael McIntyre
Saying
You
Thought
Late-Night
Everyone
Interviewing
Some
Cult
Michael
Going
Cool
Thing
Kept
I don't watch any other comedy, I don't study stand-up as an art.
Michael McIntyre
Art
Comedy
Other
Study
Any
Watch
I'm thrilled at the continued success of the 'Big Show.'
Michael McIntyre
Success
Big
Thrilled
Continue
Show
I do speak well as I went to a posh school. But I come from no real breeding.
Michael McIntyre
Speak
School
Come
Well
Real
Breeding
Posh
Men need to be with women otherwise I don't think they really know how to behave. They'll just stare at me and it's awkward, so I scramble around in my mind to say the rudest things I can think of just to get something out of them.
Michael McIntyre
Me
Women
Mind
Men
Think
Otherwise
Say
I Can
Out
Something
Know
Around
How
Get
Behave
Scramble
Just
Them
Really
Stare
Things
Awkward
Need
Our family home, a large house in Hampstead, was sold to Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne. I remember being told that 'someone who eats bats' was buying it.
Michael McIntyre
Home
Family
Remember
Our
Sold
Bats
I Remember
Eats
Someone
Sharon
House
Being
Ozzy
Who
Large
Buying
It's a weird one: nobody notices when a brilliant comedian is fat or has sweat marks under their arms. Peter Kay isn't in the best shape and neither is Ricky Gervais, and it doesn't matter. Still, I like to feel like I'm transforming into something quite cool when I go on stage.
Michael McIntyre
Best
Matter
Brilliant
Stage
Marks
Neither
Something
Shape
Weird
Feel
Nobody
Like
Comedian
Arms
Still
Go
Quite
Transforming
Sweat
Notices
Ricky
Cool
Kay
Peter
Fat
I don't know how it is with other people's relationships, but my wife is always much more tired than me because she works much harder looking after the children, which is an endless battle - a lot of it is battling with them to stop battling with each other.
Michael McIntyre
Me
Tired
Battle
People
Wife
Looking
Other
Relationships
Battling
More
Know
She
Because
Always
How
Lot
Than
Endless
Stop
Children
After
Which
Them
Much
Works
Each
Harder
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