66 Michael Keaton Quotes for You to Enjoy

Michael Keaton

American Actor

Born: Sep 5, 1951

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I always think that I'm not going to be right for a movie or that there's someone else who can do it better. Michael Keaton

Better Think Else Someone Always Going Movie Who Right

I'm getting more and more bored with professional sports, but I still watch. Michael Keaton

Sports Bored More More And More Still Getting Professional Professional Sports Watch

If you get a good comedy once a year, man, that's pretty good. I may be pickier than some, but still, there aren't that many movies that are really, truly, honestly that funny. Michael Keaton

I've got six wonderful brothers and sisters. Michael Keaton

Wonderful Brothers Brothers And Sisters Got Sisters Six

I have a lot of energy, and I move around a lot in my club act. Michael Keaton

Club Energy Around Lot Move Act

There just is not one person in my family who is not funny. Michael Keaton

Funny Family Person Just Who

In high school, I was too shy to perform. It's one thing to get laughs from your family, to be funny at parties and in class. It's another thing to get up on the stage. Michael Keaton

Funny Family Class School Stage Too Laughs High One Thing High School Perform Parties Another Up Get Your Thing Shy

I'm in a business that invites narcissism, self-involvement, and egos being blown out of proportion. Michael Keaton

Business Narcissism Out Proportion Invites Blown Egos Being

I'm envious of writers and musicians. I think it must be so difficult. Not just the frustration, but the discipline. Michael Keaton

Musicians Frustration Discipline Difficult Think Must Writers Envious Just

No, I don't see many movies. I don't even see my own movies. Michael Keaton

Own See My Own Movies Many Even

You don't get bored with stuff like 'Birdman.' Michael Keaton

You Bored Stuff Like Get

If you look at what I do, there's no consistency. The consistency is that there is no consistency. I do projects that are good and not so good. Michael Keaton

Good You Consistency Projects Look

Generally, I move in the direction of art. Michael Keaton

Art Direction Generally Move

People, when they talk or write about comedy, they don't really get it. Michael Keaton

People Comedy About Write Talk Get Really

Chris Nolan is great, but I've never seen any of the 'Batman' movies all the way through. I know they're good. I just have zero interest in those kinds of movies. Michael Keaton

Good Great Seen Batman Way Those Kinds Through Never Know Nolan Any Just Interest Movies Chris Zero

I saw 'Wild,' and I thought, 'Wow, this is a lot of things, but one of the things is it's a therapist's dream and a climate-change denier's nightmare.' Michael Keaton

Thought Wild Saw One Of The Things Dream Wow Lot Therapist Things Nightmare

I don't know how to not be outside since I was a little kid. Michael Keaton

Kid Outside Since Know How Little Little Kid

I worked at a PBS station called WQED in Pittsburgh. Michael Keaton

Station Pittsburgh Worked

My first manager, he had left Germany when he was five, but he would joke about the Nazis. And I'd laugh, but I'd look at him, and he was the first one who told me, 'You know, funny is a powerful thing; it's a wonderful weapon.' Michael Keaton

Funny Me You Wonderful Joke First Laugh Would Weapon About Had He Powerful Powerful Thing Know Look First One Him Left Five Germany Manager Who Thing

There's this thin line between knowing something is going to be really hard and saying, 'Yeah, you know, but I still gotta see if I can pull it off.' Michael Keaton

Saying You See Something Between Know Knowing Gotta Still Yeah Line Off Going Really Hard Thin Pull

I think one reason I really like women and like working with women is because of my sisters. Michael Keaton

Women Think Like Because Sisters Really Working Reason

Guys who go on and on about loving women usually don't. Michael Keaton

Women About Guys Go Loving Who

One thing my mother had a nose for was inauthenticity. Michael Keaton

Mother One Thing Had Nose Thing

I never wanted to play the short game. Michael Keaton

Game Never Short Wanted Play

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