Mark Twain Quotes

Mark Twain
Mark Twain
American Author
Born: Nov 30, 1835
Died: Apr 21, 1910
Good Life Man More People You
Related authors: F. Scott Fitzgerald Frederick Douglass Helen Keller Henry David Thoreau Joseph Campbell Joyce Meyer Og Mandino Zig Ziglar
The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right. Mark Twain
Trouble Fools Too Distributed Lightning Many Right
I can live for two months on a good compliment. Mark Twain
Good Live Months Compliment Two
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. Mark Twain
Best Honesty Honesty Is Money Policy The Best Policy
Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen. Mark Twain
Life Age Approach Would Would-Be Born Only Could Gradually Infinitely Eighteen Eighty Happier
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old. Mark Twain
You Old Young Getting Old Sign Look Sure Sure Sign How Friends Begin Getting Flatter Your
Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't. Mark Twain
Truth Truth Is Possibilities Obliged Because Stick Than Fiction Stranger
Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold. Mark Twain
Everything Limit Educated Iron Gold Cannot
Man was made at the end of the week's work, when God was tired. Mark Twain
Work God Tired Man Made Week End
The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. Mark Twain
Funny Death Exaggerated Been Greatly Reports
Under certain circumstances, urgent circumstances, desperate circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. Mark Twain
Prayer Desperate Circumstances Relief Denied Provides Urgent Certain Profanity Even
The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. Mark Twain
Lie Nine Only Cat Main Between Difference Lives
Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. Mark Twain
Education Training College Nothing Everything Once Bitter College Education Cabbage Cauliflower Peach
Grief can take care if itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with. Mark Twain
You Grief Joy Care Value Somebody Must Divide Take Take Care Itself Get Full
The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause. Mark Twain
Word Right Word Rightly Effective May Pause Ever Right
Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. Mark Twain
Noise Nothing Asteroid Merely She Proves Egg Often Laid Who Hen
The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop. Mark Twain
Tell Know Most Stop Children Information Interesting Then
The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice. Mark Twain
History Fluid Written Merely Very Which Prejudice Ink
The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. Mark Twain
Good Man Books Advantage Over Read Does Cannot Them Who
Words are only painted fire; a look is the fire itself. Mark Twain
Communication Words Fire Only Look Itself Painted
It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. Mark Twain
Good Me Three More Weeks Takes Than Impromptu Prepare Speech
There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable. Mark Twain
About Charm Forbidden Makes Desirable
Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities. Mark Twain
Unnecessary Civilization Limitless Necessities
Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. Mark Twain
Life Success Food You Fight Secret Out Inside Eat Part Like The Secret Of
Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economize it. Mark Twain
Truth Truth Is Valuable Valuable Thing Economize Most Us Let Us Thing
Often it does seem such a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. Mark Twain
Party Seem Noah Miss Does His Did Often Pity Boat
Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example. Mark Twain
Good Example Few Put Annoyance Up Than Few Things Good Example Harder Things
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