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Jay Chandrasekhar
American
Actor
Born:
Apr 9
,
1968
Comedy
Funny
People
Think
Try
You
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I think romantic comedies in general are marketed towards women, and I think men are half the romance, so why not have some that are truly from a male point of view.
Jay Chandrasekhar
Women
Men
Half
Think
Some
General
Point
Point Of View
Towards
Comedies
Male
Truly
Romance
Romantic
Romantic Comedies
View
Why
Why Not
I've never thrown a javelin. What kind of sport is that? It's hilarious.
Jay Chandrasekhar
Hilarious
Kind
Thrown
Never
Sport
If I were in charge of the Olympics, I would probably try to put something for the javelin guy to aim at. Not just length, but see if you could spear something.
Jay Chandrasekhar
You
Try
Aim
Charge
Would
See
Something
Guy
Could
Put
Were
Just
Length
Spear
Olympics
I always feel like any criminal who doesn't have a mask on is dumb: particularly the ones who don't realize that all mini-marts have cameras. I find that so hilarious. Or bank robbers without a mask. You're like, 'Have you seen no movies?'
Jay Chandrasekhar
You
Seen
Mask
Hilarious
Criminal
Find
Feel
Like
Particularly
Without
Always
Cameras
Dumb
Any
Bank
Movies
Realize
Who
As funny as we thought our script might have been, 'Super Troopers,' starring five nobodies, didn't fit the model of a good financial bet.
Jay Chandrasekhar
Funny
Good
Financial
Thought
Our
Super
Bet
Been
Fit
Five
Model
Script
Might
Integrity matters. What our fans think matters.
Jay Chandrasekhar
Integrity
Fans
Matters
Think
Our
The first thing I do in the editing room is the 'radio edit,' where you listen to the dialogue and don't even look at the visuals. The rhythm, the music of the comedy, has to work.
Jay Chandrasekhar
Work
Music
You
Editing
Comedy
First
Visuals
Look
First Thing
Edit
Editing Room
Dialogue
Listen
The First Thing
Where
Rhythm
Room
Radio
Even
Thing
If you're not doing something or saying something in comedy, the camera is going to go somewhere else.
Jay Chandrasekhar
Saying
You
Comedy
Somewhere
Else
Something
Somewhere Else
Doing
Go
Camera
Going
Violence is totally accepted in this country.
Jay Chandrasekhar
Country
Totally
Accepted
Violence
When we had Brian Cox in 'Super Troopers,' we learned that when you put a great actor in the center of our lunacy, it grounds everything.
Jay Chandrasekhar
Great
You
Our
Everything
Super
Had
Put
Learned
Cox
Center
Brian
Grounds
Actor
Lunacy
Great Actor
'48 Hrs.' is very tough and funny.
Jay Chandrasekhar
Funny
Tough
Very
'Smokey and the Bandit' is tough and funny.
Jay Chandrasekhar
Funny
Tough
Smokey
Bandit
Like hitting a baseball, comedy is very much about timing. To some degree, you either 'got it or you don't.'
Jay Chandrasekhar
You
Comedy
Degree
Timing
Some
About
Like
Got
Very
Hitting
Either
Much
Baseball
Whether I'm performing or directing, I'm aways thinking about rhythm; sometimes it's nailing the right rhythm, and sometimes it's intentionally breaking the rhythm. Those two things are what make something funny or not. How long a shot is and where you put the camera are all part of that rhythm of directing.
Jay Chandrasekhar
Funny
You
Sometimes
Long
Thinking
Those
About
Something
Directing
Part
Put
Performing
Make
How
Camera
Intentionally
Where
Whether
Breaking
Rhythm
Shot
Right
Things
Two
If a joke makes our tribe laugh, we assume it will make other friend-tribes laugh.
Jay Chandrasekhar
Will
Joke
Assume
Other
Our
Tribe
Laugh
Make
Makes
The reality of show business - and I suppose a lot of businesses, but specifically show business - is that it is this business of 'no's.' It's mostly 'no's.'
Jay Chandrasekhar
Business
Reality
Suppose
Mostly
Lot
Show
Show Business
Businesses
Specifically
A lot of the original people on 'SNL' came through Chicago - and Toronto, I'm sure - but Chicago was the center of it all. When I was there, Chris Farley - I knew him; we hung out and stuff - he went off to 'Saturday Night Live,' it was like, 'It's possible to be from here and make it.'
Jay Chandrasekhar
People
Live
Hung
Out
Possible
Toronto
Through
He
Knew
Stuff
Like
Make
Him
Sure
Came
Lot
Off
Chicago
SNL
Center
Original
Chris
Saturday
Saturday Night
Saturday Night Live
Here
Night
I think there's a pedigree that comes with being from Chicago that gives you some cache outside of L.A. and New York, where, frankly, most of show business really is.
Jay Chandrasekhar
You
Business
Think
Pedigree
Frankly
Some
Gives
Outside
New
Most
Chicago
York
New York
Being
Where
Really
Show
Show Business
A lot of filmmaking is just sort of slowed down by lawyers who feel they're more important than the filmmakers.
Jay Chandrasekhar
Important
Down
More
Lawyers
Feel
Sort
Lot
Than
Just
Who
Filmmakers
Filmmaking
I'm from Chicago. And I was an actor in high school and college, and I wanted to see if I could make a run of it in this job. So, I went downtown in Chicago, and I went up on a stand-up stage and did an open mic. It went well, so I'm like, 'Alright, I'll give it another try.'
Jay Chandrasekhar
School
Try
Job
College
Stage
Run
High
See
High School
High School And College
Give
Could
Open
Like
Alright
Well
Make
Another
Chicago
Up
Mic
Did
Wanted
If I Could
Actor
Downtown
We hoped to get a TV show, and we almost did, but 'The State' beat us out for this MTV show. So because they were there, and 'SNL' and 'Kids in the Hall' were there, we thought, 'Let's go try to do what Python did, and instead, let's make movies.'
Jay Chandrasekhar
Try
Thought
State
Kids
Out
TV
Hoped
TV Show
Beat
Instead
Almost
Python
Make
Hall
Because
Go
Were
SNL
Get
Did
Movies
Us
Show
We only ever write jokes that amuse us.
Jay Chandrasekhar
Jokes
Only
Write
Us
Ever
Amuse
The funny thing about any cop uniform is that people will do what you say when you're wearing a cop uniform.
Jay Chandrasekhar
Funny
You
People
Will
Funny Thing
Say
Wearing
About
Any
Uniform
Cop
Thing
This career is a relentless hustle because Hollywood is crowded with too many smart, talented people pursuing the same dream and the same pool of entertainment investment dollars. And unlike in law or medicine, there are no college degrees required - no barriers to entry.
Jay Chandrasekhar
Entertainment
People
Law
Smart
College
Pool
Medicine
Too
Unlike
Relentless
Dream
Degrees
Hustle
Crowded
Pursuing
Entry
Investment
Talented
Talented People
Because
Dollars
Same
Hollywood
Required
Barriers
Many
Career
If you want to provide for your family, maybe show business is not a high degree of success. You will need to keep your day job until you make it, and know it's an odds thing just like the NFL. I personally wouldn't recommend anybody to go into this business.
Jay Chandrasekhar
Success
Day
Family
You
Business
Will
Job
Degree
Odds
High
Recommend
Day Job
Like
Know
Until
Make
Go
Provide
Maybe
Just
Anybody
Want
Personally
Your
Show
Show Business
Keep
Thing
Need
It takes a year for us to generate a script that is ready to shoot. There are maybe 20 drafts of a script. And, each time, someone saying 'I don't really love this,' we discuss it for 15 minutes.
Jay Chandrasekhar
Love
Saying
Time
Year
Minutes
Someone
Generate
Takes
Ready
Discuss
Shoot
Maybe
Script
Us
Really
Each
Each Time
Drafts
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