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Jason Segel
Jason Segel
American Actor
Born: Jan 18, 1980
Been Bring How Love Think You
Related authors: Bruce Lee Clint Eastwood Kevin Hart Mr. T Orson Welles Shia LaBeouf Tom Hanks Will Rogers
I was making out with this woman, and my shirt was off, and she leaned over and, in a really cute, girly voice, went, 'Hey, fatty!' Jason Segel
Woman Cute Fatty Hey Out Girly Voice Over She Making Off Shirt Really
I've just grown a little disappointed with 'Muppets in the Old West', 'Muppets Under Water' and all these weird concept movies. I just want to go take it back to the early 80's, when it was about the Muppets trying to put on a show. That's what I'm trying to bring back. Jason Segel
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Kermit was the Everyman, the original Tom Hanks, but I have a special place in my heart for Fozzie Bear. The classic borderline hacky entertainer. Jason Segel
Heart Everyman Entertainer Borderline Classic Bear Place Special Original Special Place Tom Tom Hanks
If you can find the line between sympathetic and creepy, you have reached a very funny area. Jason Segel
Funny You Find Area Between Reached Line Very Creepy Sympathetic
You guys own the Muppets, and you're just kind of sitting on 'em. I really love the Muppets, and I think I know how to bring the franchise back. Jason Segel
Love You Own Think Back Franchise Kind Guys Know How Sitting You Guys Just Just Kind Really Muppet Bring
Fozzie Bear has so many bear puns in this script - like, 'Trac is grizzly!' 'This is unbearable!' It's the greatest. Jason Segel
Puns Unbearable Bear Like Greatest Script Many
There were some super-lean years, yeah. I'm six feet four. And I entered into this period all of a sudden when I was too big to play a kid and I was too young to play an adult. Like, I couldn't play the lawyer, but I couldn't play the high school kid anymore. Jason Segel
School Lawyer Big Young Too Kid Entered High Some High School Adult Feet Like Period Yeah Were Years Six Anymore Sudden Play Four
One thing that I think never goes out of style is just purity. Niceness and purity. And the Muppets have never lost that. Kermit especially is just wide-eyed wonder, unblinking. And he can't blink. Which I think probably helps. Jason Segel
Style Lost Think Out One Thing Purity Never He Blink Wonder Goes Just Which Helps Thing Muppet
The power dynamics in a relationship are going to be fluid over a long period of time, so to wait for 'perfect' is going to be a mistake. Jason Segel
Time Relationship Mistake Wait Fluid Long Power Perfect Long Period Over Period Going Dynamics
I don't like when I watch a fight in a movie that's perfectly worded and very articulate. If you were able to be that composed, you wouldn't be fighting! Fighting in real life is sloppy. Jason Segel
Life You Fight Real Life Fighting Sloppy Composed Able Perfectly Like Real Were Very Articulate Movie Watch
I did a show called 'Freaks and Geeks' when I was very young. And I had the naivete and arrogance of youth. You know, I really assumed that when the show got cancelled, like, oh, it doesn't matter, you just keep rolling, you know. I'm about to be the biggest star of the world. And then I was met with five years of unemployment. Jason Segel
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For some reason, I was born without a sense of embarrassment or shame. Jason Segel
Sense Embarrassment Some Born Shame Without Reason

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