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Ian Frazier
American
Writer
Born:
1951
Book
Humor
Me
People
Think
You
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When I needed to think or was really upset, generally I climbed a tree.
Ian Frazier
Think
Tree
Generally
Climbed
Upset
Really
Needed
I'd read books in Russian, and they would take me forever. I wanted to write a book that would last and would not be superficial. Siberian-travel writing is its own genre.
Ian Frazier
Me
Book
Writing
Own
Books
Would
Superficial
Russian
Write
Take
Genre
Read
Forever
Wanted
Last
I only saw one English-speaking person all the way across Siberia.
Ian Frazier
Saw
Way
Only
Person
Across
English-Speaking
Siberia
Russian humor is to adapt or make some sense or nonsense out of the insanity of their lives.
Ian Frazier
Humor
Insanity
Sense
Out
Some
Russian
Make
Nonsense
Lives
Adapt
America to me is so varied and exciting. I always feel nostalgia for the place I'm not in, and then I get there and find myself in a traffic jam going into the Lincoln Tunnel, and I think, 'God, why was I romanticizing this part of the country?' I think it has to do with the romantic, unrealistic temperament.
Ian Frazier
God
Myself
Me
Country
Think
Find
Temperament
Varied
Unrealistic
Part
Exciting
Feel
Always
Lincoln
Traffic
America
Get
Going
Jam
Nostalgia
Romantic
Place
Tunnel
Then
Why
I would hate to see the idea of freedom disappear, and I wonder if maybe it will.
Ian Frazier
Freedom
Hate
Will
Would
See
Disappear
Idea
Wonder
Maybe
I don't have a disregard for my reader in humor pieces.
Ian Frazier
Humor
Pieces
Reader
Disregard
Leading economists have shown that by shrinking Texas, we can actually create more income for Texas in the long run.
Ian Frazier
Long
Run
More
Long Run
Leading
Economists
Texas
Create
Shown
Income
Shrinking
Actually
Words are charms. It's like a song you didn't even know you knew.
Ian Frazier
You
Song
Words
Charms
Knew
Like
Know
Even
Once, America's size in the imagination was limitless. After Europeans settled and changed it, working from the coasts inland, its size in the imagination shrank.
Ian Frazier
Imagination
Changed
Settled
Once
Limitless
America
Size
After
Working
Europeans
Inland
I believe that when Crazy Horse was killed, something more than a man's life was snuffed out.
Ian Frazier
Life
Crazy
Man
Believe
Out
Something
More
Horse
Than
I think what is important for things to be funny is if you the listener, or the reader, get a chance to supply the humor of it yourself.
Ian Frazier
Funny
You
Yourself
Humor
Important
Think
Supply
Reader
Get
Listener
Things
Chance
I think Indians dress better than anyone, but I don't want to imitate more than a detail or two; I prefer my clothes humdrum and inconspicuous, and a cowboy hat just doesn't work for me.
Ian Frazier
Work
Me
Better
Clothes
Think
Imitate
Detail
Hat
Indians
Dress
More
Cowboy
Cowboy Hat
Than
Just
Want
Anyone
Prefer
Two
Humdrum
Russia has always had a global history. Global history is a bummer. You suffer invasions of all different kinds. And Russia was not defended against them.
Ian Frazier
History
You
Different Kinds
Kinds
Russia
Had
Global
Always
Bummer
Different
Against
Them
Suffer
Defended
Human connection is the way things work. It's like a patronage system. You know somebody, and he knows somebody, and he knows somebody, and he knows the district governor, and it's okay.
Ian Frazier
Work
You
Somebody
Way
Okay
System
District
He
Like
Know
Knows
Governor
Human
Patronage
Connection
Things
Russians don't complain, usually.
Ian Frazier
Complain
Russians
There's an idea of the Plains as the middle of nowhere, something to be contemptuous of. But it's really a heroic place.
Ian Frazier
Heroic
Something
Idea
Contemptuous
Middle
Place
Plains
Really
Nowhere
To me, a bag in a tree is like a flag of chaos, and when I remove it, I'm capturing the flag of the other side. In the end, it doesn't matter how ironic or serious or even effective on a larger scale bag snagging may be.
Ian Frazier
Me
Matter
Remove
Tree
Other
Side
Chaos
Scale
Bag
Like
How
Effective
End
Ironic
Flag
May
In The End
Even
Serious
Capturing
Larger
Larger Scale
Writing humor for me is more like a watchful-ness. You have to watch. When you say something funny, or someone else does, it's more like you wait for the piece.
Ian Frazier
Funny
Me
You
Writing
Wait
Humor
Else
Say
Someone
Something
More
Like
Piece
Does
Watch
A book tour is not a good opportunity to let your mind wander. You have to pay attention, remember salespeople's and interviewers' names, succinctly summarize your book in a 'selling' way, and so on.
Ian Frazier
Good
You
Book
Remember
Opportunity
Mind
Pay
Pay Attention
Book Tour
Summarize
Way
Good Opportunity
Tour
Attention
Names
Salespeople
Selling
Wander
Your
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