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I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
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Bernard Manning
British
Comedian
Born:
Aug 13
,
1931
Topics
Christmas
,
Saying
,
Once
,
Batteries
,
Kids
,
Bought
,
Toys
,
Note
,
Included
,
Set
Links
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Maybe Christmas, the Grinch thought, doesn't come from a store.
Dr. Seuss
Christmas
Thought
Come
Maybe
Store
I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
Charles Dickens
Christmas
Heart
Try
Honor
Will
Year
Keep
Christmas is the perfect time to celebrate the love of God and family and to create memories that will last forever. Jesus is God's perfect, indescribable gift. The amazing thing is that not only are we able to receive this gift, but we are able to share it with others on Christmas and every other day of the year.
Joel Osteen
Love
Christmas
God
Time
Day
Family
Memories
Celebrate
Gift
Amazing
Will
Year
Every
Other
Others
Indescribable
Able
Only
Perfect
Share
Amazing Thing
Forever
Create
Thing
Receive
Jesus
Last
Every Other Day
Christmas is the spirit of giving without a thought of getting. It is happiness because we see joy in people. It is forgetting self and finding time for others. It is discarding the meaningless and stressing the true values.
Thomas S. Monson
Happiness
Christmas
Time
People
Joy
Thought
Values
Giving
Others
Finding
See
Spirit
Self
True
Because
Without
Forgetting
Getting
Meaningless
Stressing
Christmas is a season not only of rejoicing but of reflection.
Winston Churchill
Christmas
Reflection
Only
Season
Rejoicing
Christmas isn't a season. It's a feeling.
Edna Ferber
Christmas
Feeling
Season
The spirit of Christmas is the spirit of love and of generosity and of goodness. It illuminates the picture window of the soul, and we look out upon the world's busy life and become more interested in people than in things.
Thomas S. Monson
Life
Love
Christmas
Soul
People
World
Picture
Goodness
Become
Busy
Out
Spirit
Window
More
Generosity
Look
Than
Interested
Busy Life
Illuminates
Things
Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas.
Calvin Coolidge
Christmas
Time
Peace
Mind
Mercy
State
Spirit
Goodwill
Real
Cherish
Nor
Season
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
George Carlin
Christmas
Girl
Live
Bad
Bad Girls
Jolly
Main
He
Main Reason
Knows
Because
Where
Santa
Reason
Christmas gives us the opportunity to pause and reflect on the important things around us - a time when we can look back on the year that has passed and prepare for the year ahead.
David Cameron
Christmas
Time
Opportunity
Important
Important Things
Year
Reflect
Back
Gives
Look
Around
Passed
Pause
Us
Prepare
Things
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