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Will Rogers
Will Rogers
American Actor
Born: Nov 4, 1879
Died: Aug 15, 1935
Get Government Money Never People You
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Things ain't what they used to be and never were. Will Rogers
Never Were Used Things
Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if you just sit there. Will Rogers
You Right Track Will Sit Though Run Over Track Get Just Even Right
There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators. Will Rogers
Day Ought One Day Open Senators Just Just One Season
We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by. Will Rogers
Heroes Somebody Sit Because Go Curb Applaud
The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for he is looking with the crowd. But the one that can see years ahead, he has a telescope but he can't make anybody believe that he has it. Will Rogers
Looking Believe Telescope See Only Crowd Week He Fellow Make Always Years Anybody Popular
The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's one thing about a little education. It spoils you for actual work. The more you know the more you think somebody owes you a living. Will Rogers
Work Education You Somebody Owes Living Think One Thing About More Spoils Know Make Learn Read How Little Less Actual Thing
It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you. Will Rogers
Government You Humorist Easy Got Being Working Whole
One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide. Will Rogers
People Other States Promote One-Third Provide While United United States Two-Thirds
So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way. Will Rogers
Day Every Day Every Too Other Way Ourselves Only Take Never Fellow Condemn Doing Different Serious Different Way Honest
I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies. Will Rogers
You Game Sports Yourself Hate Enemies Mind Will Nothing Enough Guess Everything Say Take Never Like Sore Been Off Up Forget Get Golf Depressed Your They Say
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them. Will Rogers
Money Spent Advertise Advertiser Advertising Improving Same Them Then Products Amount
A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth. Will Rogers
Truth Hurts Proportion Remark Generally
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?' Will Rogers
Best Morning Man Job Country Every President Say He How Up Get
The best way out of a difficulty is through it. Will Rogers
Best Difficulty Way Out Best Way Through
We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can. Will Rogers
Life Good You Spell Laughs Get Here
Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it. Will Rogers
Finance Buy Good Savings Some Take Till Go Sell Up Stock Goes Hold Then Gamble Your
An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh. Will Rogers
People Laugh Onion Never Vegetable Cry Make Been
Now if there is one thing that we do worse than any other nation, it is try and manage somebody else's affairs. Will Rogers
Try Somebody Nation Other Else Worse One Thing Affairs Than Manage Any Now Thing
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far. Will Rogers
Will Else Carry Horn Someone Sound Get Blow Far Your Twice
The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he's got. Will Rogers
Time Dog Down Bone Out He Make Got Go Gets Bigger Payment Now Save
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do. Will Rogers
Funny Day Girl Would See Never Expected Get Places Now
Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it... You take diplomacy out of war, and the thing would fall flat in a week. Will Rogers
War You Diplomacy Fall Soldiers Out Would Diplomats Finishing Week Take Essential Just Flat Thing Starting
In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't read. If they could read their stuff, they'd stop writing. Will Rogers
People Writing Evidently Could Write Stuff Read Learned Stop Woods Hollywood Full
Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction. Will Rogers
Action Chaotic Orderly Inaction Preferable
You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way. Will Rogers
War You Every Way Say Civilization Advance New New Way
I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat. Will Rogers
Party Democrat Am Organized Belong
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