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You are good, you are great, you are amazing. Unknown

You Are Amazing

I just wanted to say that I think you are great. Unknown

Great You Are Amazing

You are great, you are powerful, you are special. Unknown

Powerful You Are Amazing

You want to know who’s amazing, lovely, smart, and has a beautiful smile? Read the first word again. Unknown

Smile Smart Lovely You Are Amazing

"I'll see you in court" is the grown up version of "I'm telling mom". Unknown

Funny Absurd Grow Up Relatable

Favorite childhood memory: not paying bills. Unknown

Funny Absurd Childhood Memories Paying Bills Relatable

What's your favorite position in bed? Next to the wall so I can use my phone while it's charging. Unknown

Funny Phone Absurd Position Relatable

Mirror says yes. Camera says no. Unknown

Funny Mirror Absurd Camera Relatable

7 billion people live on this planet and I have 2 real friends. Unknown

Friends Planet Relatable

If life is a bowl of black ice cream, the little moments we've enjoyed are colorful glitter everywhere. Unknown

Glitter Ice Cream

My love is like a candle, if you forget me I will burn your house down. Unknown

Love Absurd Candle Burn Relatable

Life tip: when nothing goes right go to sleep. Unknown

Life Absurd Relatable

Your secret is safe with me ... and my best friend. Unknown

Secret Best Friend Absurd Relatable

Burned 1000 calories today. Left the pizza in the oven too long. Unknown

Absurd Calories Pizza Relatable

It may look like I'm having deep thoughts, but really I'm just thinking about what to eat next. Unknown

Thoughts Eat Absurd Relatable

When you miss a call but call back one second later and no one answers. Unknown

Absurd Call Relatable

The problem with rich people is that I am not one. Unknown

Funny Absurd Rich People Relatable

Going back to your ex is like having a shower and putting dirty underwear back on. Unknown

Absurd Relatable

The human body has 7 trillion nerves, and you manage to get on every single one of them. Unknown

Nerves Absurd Human Body Relatable

Relationship goals: form a relationship. Unknown

Relationship Absurd Relatable

You know what really turns me on? Unprotected wifi. Unknown

Unprotected Absurd Relatable

Sometimes all you need is a billion dollars. Unknown

Money Absurd Relatable

I'm naturally funny, because my life is a joke. Unknown

Funny Joke Absurd Relatable

Love is spending your life with someone you want to kill but not doing it because you'd miss them. Unknown

Love Absurd Relatable

You don't look like 200 likes in a person. Unknown

Instagram Absurd Relatable

Nothing is impossible with the Eye of the Tiger tune in the background. Unknown

Funny Absurd Relatable