387 Ugly Quotes for You to Enjoy

A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.' Tommy Cooper

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I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot. Rodney Dangerfield

Me Mother Ugly Feed Shot Used

I would warn you that I do not attribute to nature either beauty or deformity, order or confusion. Only in relation to our imagination can things be called beautiful or ugly, well-ordered or confused. Baruch Spinoza

Beautiful Nature You Confused Ugly Confusion Beauty Imagination Relation Our Deformity Would Only Attribute Order Either Warn Things

You should take some responsibility for the way you present yourself. But you should not be hung up on your looks, whether you are ugly or handsome, because it isn't an achievement. Christopher Reeve

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When this ugly gangster told Joe Glaser that he must take the name of Armstrong down, off of the marquee, and it was an 'order from Al Capone,' Mr. Glaser looked this cat straight in the face and told him these words: 'I think that Louis Armstrong is the world's greatest, and this is my place, and I defy anybody to take his name down from there.' Louis Armstrong

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You see, I am trying in all my stories to get the feeling of the actual life across - not to just depict life - or criticize it - but to actually make it alive. So that when you have read something by me, you actually experience the thing. You can't do this without putting in the bad and the ugly as well as what is beautiful. Ernest Hemingway

Life Beautiful Me You Experience Ugly Feeling Alive Bad Criticize See Something Putting Well Make Read Without Am Get Trying Just Depict Stories Across Actual Actually Thing

All existing things are really one. We regard those that are beautiful and rare as valuable, and those that are ugly as foul and rotten The foul and rotten may come to be transformed into what is rare and valuable, and the rare and valuable into what is foul and rotten. Zhuangzi

Beautiful Ugly Valuable Rare Those Come Existing May Regard Transformed Really Rotten Foul Things

What I hate is nasty, ugly people. Karl Lagerfeld

Hate People Ugly Nasty Ugly People

I was called fat and ugly in the press almost my entire life. I understand that being judged by others comes with the territory, but it broke my heart and ruined my self-esteem. Kelly Osbourne

Life Heart Ugly Others Ruined Press Broke Entire Entire Life Almost Self-Esteem Judged Territory Understand Being Being Judged Fat

No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. Oscar Wilde

Beautiful Ugly Will Object Look Conditions Certain

I pefer an ugly truth to a pretty lie. If someone is telling me the truth that is when I will give my heart. Shakira

Truth Me Heart Lie Ugly Will Telling Pretty Someone Give

The Christian resolution to find the world ugly and bad has made the world ugly and bad. Friedrich Nietzsche

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Cursing is highly effective in person - someone kicks his car in rage, forgetting he's wearing flip-flops, flames pour from his mouth, and it's impressive. But you see it in print, and it's just ugly. Garrison Keillor

I don't love Photoshop; I like imperfection. It doesn't mean ugly. I love a girl with a gap between her teeth, versus perfect white veneers. Perfection is just... boring. Perfect is what's natural or real; that is beauty. Marc Jacobs

I've learned that we all have an ugly side. Adrienne C. Moore

Ugly Side Learned

Politics has always been ugly to me, and yet I accept that as a fact of life. Billy Graham

Life Politics Me Ugly Fact Accept Always Been

Everything is not black-and-white. I'm really interested in the gray area - not justifying it, not glorifying it, not condoning it, but at least having people see there's a genesis for every event in our lives. There's some divine order to it, whether it's ugly or beautiful. Isaiah Washington

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