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Ten comics can say the same joke, and I'm the one who gets called a thief. Carlos Mencia

Joke Thief Say Ten Comics Same Gets Who

What I appreciate about Radiohead's work - and it's most evident in 'Hail to the Thief' - is how the juxtaposition of narratives on the band's albums somehow creates a sense of wholeness. David Means

Work Band Sense Thief Evident About Somehow Hail Most Narratives How Juxtaposition Creates Radiohead Wholeness Albums Appreciate

I went to school with Steven Wright, who was the shyest guy I knew, and one day someone suddenly told me that he was in a club doing standup comedy. I went down to his club and he was great. Another friend of mine, who was pretty much a thief by trade, was hosting the show. So I thought, 'If these guys can do it, then so can I.' Denis Leary

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If war comes upon us, it will come as a thief in the night. Eamon de Valera

War Will Thief Come Us Night

When people know you've been a soldier, they judge you: you are a thief, a lost boy. Emmanuel Jal

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I tried once in my life to write a novel. I had written something like 80 pages of it when my laptop got stolen. When I told people this, they acted as if something tragic had happened, but I kind of felt relieved, grateful to the thief who saved me from another year of something that felt more like homework than fun. Etgar Keret

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When you snatch little pieces of other people's lives and try to palm them off as your own, that's more disgusting than anything. Robin Williams is a huge thief. Denis Leary is a huge thief. His whole stand-up career is based on Bill Hicks, a brilliant guy who died years ago. Joe Rogan

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Melissa McCarthy just opened this new movie, 'Identity Thief,' and Rex Reed, who's a known critic, wrote a scathing commentary on her weight. I think that weight designation is one of the last frontiers of bullying. I don't know what the right 'ism' for it is, but I think that there's a level of that that's happening that's certainly not okay. Josh Gad

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I was an accomplished computer trespasser. I don't consider myself a thief. I copied without permission. Kevin Mitnick

Myself Thief Consider Computer Without Permission Accomplished Copied

That is why the analogy of stealing does not work. With a thief, we want to know how much money he stole, and from whom. With the artist it is not how much he took and from whom, but what he did with it. Lukas Foss

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Nobody has a right to call me or the prime minister a thief and a liar. Nirmala Sitharaman

Me Liar Thief Minister Nobody Prime Prime Minister Call Right

My friend Markus Zusak wrote a story from the point of view of death, 'The Book Thief.' I thought that's a great idea, where your omniscient narrator is death. I'm glad he had that idea because I wouldn't have been able to work so well with it. Shaun Tan

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I always have one or two, sometimes more, Navajo or other tribes' cultural elements in mind when I start a plot. In Thief of Time, I wanted to make readers aware of Navajo attitude toward the dead, respect for burial sites. Tony Hillerman

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I think plenty of games - from 'Thief' to 'Zelda' - have shown that sneaking around can be fun. Warren Spector

Thief Think Plenty Around Sneaking Games Fun Shown

Pope Paul III was the greatest thief in the history of the church. Peter O'Toole

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Any thief or criminal or robber who enters another country in order to steal should expect to be exposed to murder at any time. For the American forces to expect anything from me personally reflects a very narrow perception. Osama bin Laden

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