Stocking Quotes

A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer. Mitch Hedberg
Severed Foot Ultimate Stocking
No sane local official who has hung up an empty stocking over the municipal fireplace, is going to shoot Santa Claus just before a hard Christmas. Al Smith
Christmas Before Local Hung Fireplace Over Empty Up Stocking Shoot Official Going Just Sane Santa Hard Santa Claus Who Municipal
When I was a kid, my sisters and I used to get a little present in our stocking each day of December, usually an ornament, some sweets, or a little toy. Birgitte Hjort Sorensen
Day Our Kid Some Toy Stocking Sisters Get December Little Used Sweets Each Each Day Ornament Present
I've never lived in New York. I've never done a play off or on Broadway, so I think that's in my future. Have that experience - get a little apartment in the city and grow a beard and walk around with earbuds in my ears, and a stocking cap and a big giant scarf. Eric Stonestreet
Future Beard Experience Walk Big Think Ears Broadway Giant City Scarf Never New Around Off Stocking Get York Done New York Apartment Little Cap Grow Lived Play
Six feet three in her stocking feet, L'Wren Scott was every inch a great lady. Hamish Bowles
Great Three Every Feet Scott Stocking Six Lady Inch Her
It is a myth that art has to be sold. It is not like stocking a grocery store where people fill a pushcart. Art is a product that has no apparent need. The salesperson builds the need in the mind of the buyer. Jack White
Art People Mind Myth Sold Like Builds Stocking Where Store Grocery Grocery Store Product Apparent Fill Buyer Need
Most people use twenty verbs to describe everything from a run in their stocking to the explosion of an atomic bomb. Janet Fitch
People Everything Run Atomic Atomic Bomb Most Verbs Stocking Use Explosion Describe Twenty Bomb
I like animals. I like people who like animals. I hate people who love animals to the point they lose their sense of reason. I'm talking the 'my computer wallpaper is my dog,' 'I hang a Christmas stocking for my cat' crowd. John Ridley
Love Christmas Hate People Dog Animals Lose Sense Crowd Point Computer Cat Like Talking Stocking Wallpaper Hang Reason Who
There's something brave and touching about game girls of all ages keeping themselves smart in hard times - one thinks of those wonderful women during World War II drawing stocking seams in eyebrow pencil up the back of legs stained with gravy browning because nylons were so hard to get hold of. Julie Burchill
War Game Women Wonderful World Smart Girl Back Those Pencil Drawing Eyebrow About Something Touching Because Were Up Times Stocking Get Brave Legs Hold Stained Themselves Ages Hard Hard Times Keeping Gravy Thinks World War World War II
He put a ring in the toe of a stocking. On Christmas Eve, we opened our stockings and it was there at the bottom of the toe. Then he got down on his knees and he was shaking. Kyra Sedgwick
Christmas Down Our Ring Shaking Bottom He Knees Put Opened Got His Stocking Stockings Then Toe Eve Christmas Eve
My earliest, most impactful encounter with a book was when I was seven and awoke early on Christmas morning to find Roald Dahl's 'Charlie and the Chocolate Factory' in my stocking. I had never been so excited by the sight of a book - and have possibly never been since! Sophie Kinsella
Christmas Morning Book Seven Sight Possibly Find Charlie Factory Never Had Excited Since Most Been Encounter Stocking Chocolate Earliest Early

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