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Julie Burchill
British
Journalist
Born:
Jul 3
,
1959
Being
Me
Men
People
Women
You
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Fame is no sanctuary from the passing of youth... suicide is much easier and more acceptable in Hollywood than growing old gracefully.
Julie Burchill
Youth
Old
Suicide
Easier
More
Acceptable
Passing
Fame
Than
Gracefully
Sanctuary
Hollywood
Much
Growing
Growing Old
There's something brave and touching about game girls of all ages keeping themselves smart in hard times - one thinks of those wonderful women during World War II drawing stocking seams in eyebrow pencil up the back of legs stained with gravy browning because nylons were so hard to get hold of.
Julie Burchill
War
Game
Women
Wonderful
World
Smart
Girl
Back
Those
Pencil
Drawing
Eyebrow
About
Something
Touching
Because
Were
Up
Times
Stocking
Get
Brave
Legs
Hold
Stained
Themselves
Ages
Hard
Hard Times
Keeping
Gravy
Thinks
World War
World War II
In Barcelona, things seem so different. For example, I know that it's traditionally the least Spanish city, but you'd never know they had a monarchy, coming here as a tourist - as opposed to the U.K., where the Queen is probably the best-known animal, vegetable and/or mineral going when it comes to overseas visitors.
Julie Burchill
You
Animal
Queen
Example
Mineral
Visitors
City
Seem
Never
Vegetable
Had
Tourist
For Example
Know
Least
Coming
Opposed
Overseas
Going
Where
Different
Spanish
Barcelona
Monarchy
Things
Here
Graham Greene famously said that all writers need a chip of ice in their heart; Cusk can come across as the most beautiful ice palace of stalactites and stalagmites, and some people find her company, albeit by proxy, about as inviting as a long weekend in a walk-in frigidaire.
Julie Burchill
Beautiful
Heart
People
Most Beautiful
Some People
Long
Find
All Writers
Some
About
Weekend
Writers
Inviting
Come
Most
Said
Graham
Graham Greene
Ice
Chip
Across
Company
Palace
Her
Albeit
Need
When actresses jump on the anti-Iraq bandwagon, they often combine down-home momism with an ignorance of Islamist intent which is truly awesome.
Julie Burchill
Ignorance
Awesome
Combine
Truly
Jump
Bandwagon
Often
Intent
Which
Down-Home
Actress
It may be a cliche, but it's true - the build-up to Christmas is so much more pleasurable than the actual day itself.
Julie Burchill
Christmas
Day
Pleasurable
More
True
Cliche
Build-Up
Itself
Than
May
Much
Actual
Whenever I am sent a new book on the lively arts, the first thing I do is look for myself in the index.
Julie Burchill
Myself
Book
First
New
Look
New Book
First Thing
Am
The First Thing
Arts
Whenever
Sent
Lively
Thing
A good part - and definitely the most fun part - of being a feminist is about frightening men.
Julie Burchill
Good
Men
Definitely
About
Part
Most
Feminist
Frightening
Being
Fun
A woman who looks like a girl and thinks like a man is the best sort, the most enjoyable to be and the most pleasurable to have and to hold.
Julie Burchill
Best
Man
Woman
Girl
Pleasurable
Like
Most
Looks
Sort
Hold
Who
Enjoyable
Thinks
As with most liberal sexual ideas, what makes the world a better place for men invariably makes it a duller and more dangerous place for women.
Julie Burchill
Women
World
Dangerous
Better
Men
Liberal
Dangerous Place
Sexual
Invariably
More
Better Place
Ideas
Most
Makes
Place
Because I was an only, I had more things, and I remember early on the kick I got from giving stuff away. Despite all the myths about only children not being able to share, actually I've never knowingly met a stingy one.
Julie Burchill
Remember
Giving
Met
Despite
Kick
Able
About
More
Only
Never
Had
Share
Myths
Stuff
Knowingly
Because
Got
Stingy
Being
Children
Away
Actually
Things
Early
People - and I include myself - get fat because they choose pleasure over self-denial.
Julie Burchill
Myself
People
Pleasure
Over
Self-Denial
Because
Get
Choose
Include
Fat
I just have a real problem with people who seek to portray fatness or thinness as moral concepts.
Julie Burchill
People
Problem
Moral
Seek
Concepts
Real
Real Problem
Just
Who
Portray
Big women do themselves a disservice when they attempt to become the Righteous Fat (the Righteous Thin are bad enough, all that running around and sweating, somehow believing it means anything).
Julie Burchill
Women
Big
Become
Enough
Disservice
Righteous
Bad
Running
Somehow
Attempt
Around
Anything
Sweating
Themselves
Means
Believing
Thin
Fat
As a militant troublemaker, I once wrote that it was the duty of every woman worthy of the description to upset men at least three times a day, on principle.
Julie Burchill
Day
Woman
Men
Three
Duty
Every
Once
Worthy
Troublemaker
Wrote
Principle
Least
Times
Upset
Militant
Description
Women, more often than not, do things which aren't remotely relaxing but are all about preening, which is just another sort of work.
Julie Burchill
Work
Women
Relaxing
About
More
Remotely
Sort
Another
Than
Often
Just
Which
Things
Mind you, I've always been a very off-message type of fat broad; one who gladly admits she reached the size she is now solely through lack of discipline and love of pleasure, and who rather despises people (except those with proven medical conditions) who pretend that it is generally otherwise.
Julie Burchill
Love
You
People
Discipline
Mind
Otherwise
Type
Broad
Despises
Solely
Pleasure
Those
Pretend
Admit
Rather
Except
Through
Gladly
Generally
Reached
She
Always
Proven
Been
Conditions
Very
Lack
Size
Who
Now
Medical
Fat
My second husband believed I had such a fickle attitude to friendship that each Friday he would update the list of my 'Top Ten' friends in the manner of a Top Of The Pops chart countdown.
Julie Burchill
Friendship
Attitude
Husband
Fickle
Top
Top Ten
Would
Ten
Chart
Had
He
Friday
Friends
Update
List
Manner
Pops
Each
Believed
Second
Having 'best friends' is - at least for me - as outdated and small-minded a concept as the idea of 'Sunday best clothes.'
Julie Burchill
Best
Me
Sunday
Clothes
Outdated
Having
Idea
Concept
Least
Friends
To believe that one, or even three, mates can supply all the things one needs from one's friends is as stupid as believing married couples must do everything together.
Julie Burchill
Needs
Together
Three
Stupid
Believe
Everything
Married
Married Couples
Must
Supply
Couples
Mates
Friends
Even
Believing
Things
As I have got older, I have found myself making friends with the ease and swiftness that other people pick up fuzzballs on their jumpers. And I believe it is probably my lack of longing for 'The One' that makes me so popular.
Julie Burchill
Myself
Me
People
Longing
Older
Believe
Other
Ease
Pick
Makes
Got
Making
Up
Friends
Lack
Popular
Found
The latest twist on the pampering concept is spa parties, where a group of friends take over an entire spa.
Julie Burchill
Group
Latest
Entire
Take
Over
Concept
Parties
Friends
Where
Twist
Can I just say here how much I hate the word 'pamper'? While pretending to celebrate and indulge women, it actually implies that their bodies are so revolting that even their 'me time' must be dedicated to turning them into living dolls if potential suitors are to be prevented from running screaming in horror.
Julie Burchill
Time
Me
Celebrate
Women
Hate
Word
Pretending
Living
Say
Must
Running
Horror
Potential
Implies
Indulge
How
How Much
Dolls
Revolting
Just
Screaming
While
Them
Much
Turning
Bodies
Dedicated
Even
Actually
Here
I don't really care what people tell children - when you believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy, one more fib won't hurt. But I am infuriated by the growing notion, posited in some touchy-feely quarters, that all women are, or can be, beautiful.
Julie Burchill
Beautiful
You
Hurt
Women
People
Care
Believe
Tooth
Tooth Fairy
Tell
Easter
All Women
Some
More
Fairy
Am
Quarters
Women Are
Bunny
Children
Really
Notion
Santa
Santa Claus
Growing
What I find most upsetting about this new all-consuming beauty culture is that the obsession with good looks, and how you can supposedly attain them, is almost entirely female-driven.
Julie Burchill
Good
You
Culture
Beauty
Good Looks
Find
About
Entirely
Attain
Almost
Obsession
New
Supposedly
Most
Looks
How
Upsetting
Them
It shouldn't come as any surprise that those who choose acting as a profession are phonies who live in a fantasy world. What is surprising is how many of them are blissfully unaware of it.
Julie Burchill
World
Live
Those
Unaware
Come
Blissfully
How
Surprise
Surprising
Any
Them
Fantasy
Fantasy World
Acting
Choose
Who
Profession
Many
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