151 Shower Quotes for You to Enjoy

I'm a beer man. I tried to drink whiskey and Scotch, but I don't get it. It smells like a girl who didn't shower and just splashed a lot of perfume on. Mads Mikkelsen

Beer Man Girl Tried Drink Like Perfume Smells Lot Scotch Get Just Whiskey Who Shower

My mother persuaded me not to pluck my eyebrows when I was a teenager - right now I'm so grateful I never did! She also taught me to pour 2 kg. of salt in my bath whenever I feel swollen and tired - and to end it with a cold shower. It does wonders. Margherita Missoni

Me Tired Grateful Mother Pour Salt Cold Bath Teenager Eyebrows Pluck Never Feel Also She Does End Did Wonders Taught Whenever Persuaded Shower Now Swollen Right

I was always a neat kid. I never wanted my hands dirty. I wasn't a dirty kid. A lot of kids like to run around. If I was rolling around the dirt, I went home and took a shower. That's just the way I was. I'm not sure. I might have been born with it. Mark Teixeira

You can't really think about more than one movie at a time. You're thinking about it consciously, and the subconscious is working too, and if you cram too much into your head, you don't get any ideas in the shower. Marshall Brickman

In my early life, I was a professional folk singer. I used to sing on the national television and radio in Canada. Nobody knows that - but now I've said it, haven't I? I'm strictly a shower singer at the minute. Mary Gordon

I have never been able to sing in the shower, much less in front of anybody. Mary Steenburgen

Able Never Sing Been Front Anybody Much Less Shower

At my first Olympics, I didn't have a contract, and I wasn't making any money. After my first Olympics, I was working at 24 Hour Fitness at the front desk. I would go to practice in the morning, run home, shower, grab some food and then go straight to work. I didn't get off of work until 10 or 11 o'clock at night. Michelle Carter

Work Fitness Food Home Morning Money First Practice Run Would Some Hour Until Making Go Off Contract Grab Get Any Front After Straight Then Working Shower Night Desk Olympics

Starbucks is the last public space with chairs. It's a shower for homeless people. And it's a place you can write all day. The baristas don't glare at you. They don't even look at you. Mike Birbiglia

Day You People Space All Day Write Glare Look Place Public Shower Even Homeless Chairs Starbucks Last

My struggle over the years has constantly been, it only takes 10 minutes, or an average shower, to come up with a mini-series or two, but it takes a year to draw them. So for me, it's been just trying to find a way to get all these ideas and all these incidents on paper. Mike Mignola

Me Struggle Year Way Paper Draw Find Constantly Minutes Only Takes Over Come Ideas Been Years Up Get Trying Just Them Average Shower Incidents Two

In my head, I have the most sensational singing voice. I perform concerts to thousands in the shower. The reality is I can hold a tune. The dream is a West End musical one day - no, really! Miranda Hart

Don't hate me for suggesting this, because it can hurt a bit at first, but before I get in the shower, I use a loofah or brush to exfoliate. There's nothing better for getting your circulation going and helping with cellulite. Molly Sims

Me Hurt Hate Better First Before Nothing Bit Circulation Brush Because Get Getting Going Use Your Shower Helping Suggesting

Hmm, on my downtime, I take a shower or listen to the Bible on tape. Mr. T

Bible Take Tape Listen Shower Downtime

There were days I'd wrestle at 9 o'clock, and afterward, I often didn't shower and would just throw on sweatpants. I had my police gear in the car and would rush to get to the station by 10:30, clean myself off as best I could, and be ready for my shift by 10:59. Mustafa Ali

After 50, the rock 'n' roll road is a little absurd. It's very difficult to play these little places. You're out there on a rickety old bus with no place to shower. Nancy Sinatra

You Old Difficult Out Road Absurd Rock Rock-N-Roll Very Roll After Place Places Little Bus Shower Play

My party trick is that I can get ready to go to the party really quickly. I'm actually a woman that can have a shower, dry and style her hair, do her make-up and get dressed in under an hour. Natalie Dormer

Woman Hair Party Style Trick Dressed Hour Dry Ready Go Quickly Get Really Shower Her Actually

If I know I am going out in the evening, I'll save my shower till I am about to get ready, so I'm pristine. I'm not one for moisturisers and toners; the furthest I go is shampoo and conditioner and a bit of hair gel. Neil Morrissey

Hair Bit Furthest Out Gel About Shampoo Know Ready Am Till Pristine Go Get Going Shower Evening Save

There is only one Messi. No matter what I say, it's too little. You have to shower him with superlatives. Niko Kovac

You Matter Too Say Only Him Messi Little Shower

I don't think people need to know what colour socks I'm wearing today; I don't think people need to know what shower gel I'm using. There's too much information in the world, and there's no magic or mystery anymore. Noel Gallagher

Today People World Too Much Think Too Wearing Gel Magic Mystery Colour Know Anymore Information Much Shower Using Socks Need

When I paint, I definitely live in the present, like someone in a shower whistling or singing. Orhan Pamuk

Singing Live Definitely Someone Like Whistling Paint Shower Present

One thing that happens when you're pregnant is that as your stomach starts to stretch. It itches! So I have to keep my belly really lubricated. Every morning, there's a buttering ceremony after I get out of the shower. It's really like basting a turkey with body butter. Padma Lakshmi

Morning You Every Starts Out One Thing Like Itches Get Stomach After Happens Turkey Pregnant Really Ceremony Body Your Shower Keep Butter Thing Belly Stretch

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