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To a guy like me, a laugh is full of information.
Jerry Seinfeld
Me
Laugh
Guy
Like
Information
Full
I like money, but it's never been about the money.
Jerry Seinfeld
Money
About
Never
Like
Been
I kind of thought that stand-up comedy would suffer from the Internet because people seem to know more about the craft of stand-up than ever before. I thought it would seem trite. Kind of like if you know more about magicians, you wouldn't love them.
Jerry Seinfeld
Love
You
People
Comedy
Internet
Thought
Before
Kind
Would
About
Seem
Trite
Magicians
More
Like
Know
Because
Than
Craft
Them
Stand-Up Comedy
Suffer
Ever
I like definitive things.
Jerry Seinfeld
Definitive
Like
Things
Men like a ref decision because they just want to get back to the game.
Jerry Seinfeld
Game
Decision
Men
Back
Like
Because
Get
Just
Want
I don't want to be too critical of what other people do, but when people go back to do the same thing that they did, I'm completely confused. I'm like, 'Didn't you make that movie already?' I've been very fortunate, and I'm well taken care of, so the least I can do is try to go forward.
Jerry Seinfeld
You
People
Confused
Try
Care
Same Thing
Too
Other
Back
Critical
Taken
Like
Well
Make
Least
Go
Been
Very
Did
Same
Want
Movie
Fortunate
Forward
Thing
You don't even really need a place. But you feel like you're doing something. That is what coffee is. And that is one of the geniuses of the new coffee culture.
Jerry Seinfeld
You
Culture
Coffee
Something
Feel
New
Like
Geniuses
Doing
Place
Really
Even
Need
A lot of advertising has gotten worse. I think it's kind of lost its nerve, to be honest with you. I feel like the advertising of the '60s, they were nervier. You know why? Because there was less at stake.
Jerry Seinfeld
You
Lost
To Be Honest
Think
Worse
Kind
Nerve
Feel
Like
Know
Advertising
Because
Gotten
Were
Lot
Stake
Less
Why
Honest
I have no interest in gender or race or anything like that. But everyone else is kind of, with their calculating - is this the exact right mix? I think that's - to me it's anti-comedy. It's more about PC-nonsense.
Jerry Seinfeld
Me
Gender
Think
Else
Everyone
Everyone Else
Kind
Exact
About
No Interest
More
Calculating
Like
Mix
Anything
Interest
Race
Right
I think of real estate as a little bit like cooking or like art.
Jerry Speyer
Art
Cooking
Real Estate
Think
Bit
Like
Real
Estate
Little
Little Bit
When people hear I have six kids and 16 grandkids, they think, 'Oh, boy, you must get a lot of stories from them.' I don't. It's not like I'm behind the sofa in the living room taking notes while the grandkids carry on.
Jerry Spinelli
You
People
Living
Think
Kids
Carry
Must
Taking
Like
Boy
Hear
Lot
Get
Six
Behind
Oh
Stories
While
Room
Them
Notes
Grandkids
Living Room
Sofa
With a face like mine, I do better in print.
Jerry Springer
Better
Face
Mine
Like
Print
In Print
I play a crazy talk-show host, but that's not me. It's like an actor playing a role.
Jerry Springer
Me
Crazy
Host
Like
Role
Actor
Play
Playing
I think my fans would probably be surprised to know I'm not insane - I'm not a crazy person in real life. I'm a pretty low-key dude. I like chilling at home and playing with my dog.
Jerry Trainor
Life
Home
Crazy
Dog
Fans
Real Life
Think
Insane
Would
Pretty
Like
Know
Real
Dude
Surprised
Person
Chilling
Crazy Person
Low-Key
Playing
I make friends easily. I'm a gregarious guy, I'm open, I'm easy to get to know - I don't lock myself in an ivory tower. So I like people; I enjoy people.
Jerry Weintraub
Myself
People
Enjoy
Lock
Easily
Easy
Guy
Open
Tower
Like
Know
Make
Friends
Ivory
Get
Gregarious
The season is a beast within itself. It's not the quickest race; it's a marathon. In the playoffs - if you're fortunate enough to make the playoffs - that's more like a dash. You have to concentrate on one opponent. When they're done, you have to concentrate on another one.
Jerry West
You
Beast
Enough
Dash
More
Concentrate
Like
Make
Another
Within
Opponent
Itself
Done
Race
Fortunate
Marathon
Season
Playoffs
I like to keep people guessing.
Jerry West
People
Guessing
Like
Keep
I remember, years ago, if I had had an opportunity to leave the Lakers, I would have left for one reason: because I did not like an owner that was not telling me the truth. And it would have made no difference what they would have offered me; I would have left.
Jerry West
Truth
Me
Remember
Opportunity
Made
Telling
Would
No Difference
Had
Like
Because
Leave
Years
Years Ago
Left
Offered
Did
Owner
Difference
Lakers
Reason
There's always two or three players I like, and why I like them, I can't tell you. There's just something about them I think would be great on a team.
Jerry West
Great
You
Three
Think
Tell
Would
Would-Be
About
Something
Like
Always
Just
Just Something
Them
Team
Why
Players
Two
In 2010, when the Lotus Sutra was made available to me by a private dealer, I was very fortunate to be able to have it. It is very long, 30 feet or something crazy like that. It has some 15,000 very small standard script characters that the artist Zhao Mengfu in the Yuan dynasty made when he was in his 60s.
Jerry Yang
Me
Crazy
Made
Long
Characters
Able
Some
Something
Small
He
Feet
Like
Dealer
Private
His
Lotus
Very
Artist
Dynasty
Script
Available
Fortunate
Standard
Yuan
I like Google.
Jerry Yang
Google
Like
I think often we like to talk about the strength of black women, and really, that can become an interesting stereotypical trap - that these women are so strong, that they don't fear anything, they don't need help, and they have no vulnerabilities. Well, that's not a human person! That takes away a lot of the humanity as well.
Jeryl Prescott
Strength
Women
Humanity
Strong
Fear
Black
Become
Think
About
Takes
Stereotypical
Like
Talk
Well
Vulnerabilities
Lot
Women Are
Person
Often
Human
Anything
Interesting
Really
Help
Trap
Away
Need
I do like to live in other people's homes. I enjoy being a guest. I am an inexpensive guest. When one lives in another's home he can enter into the psychic kingdom of that person.
Jerzy Kosinski
Home
People
Psychic
Live
Enjoy
Other
Guest
Enter
Kingdom
He
Like
Another
Am
Inexpensive
Person
Being
Homes
Lives
History and socio-economic inequality and all those things had, like, borne down upon my family and my community and really sort of narrowed our choices.
Jesmyn Ward
Family
History
Community
Down
Our
Those
Borne
Had
Like
Sort
Inequality
Really
Choices
Things
Socio-Economic
Confidence definitely did not get me here! More of, like, desperation.
Jesmyn Ward
Me
Confidence
Desperation
Definitely
More
Like
Get
Did
Here
I feel a lot of pressure when I'm writing because I know, you know, if they looked at a synopsis of the book, what they read could only confirm all the stereotypes that they have about us and about people like us.
Jesmyn Ward
You
Book
People
Writing
Pressure
About
Only
Could
Feel
Stereotypes
Like
Know
Looked
Read
Because
Lot
Confirm
Us
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