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I kinda liked ol' Shakespeare and them guys, you know. I went back and got my master's just in case. I thought, if I ever needed it, I'd have the sheepskin to show people no matter how dumb I looked, actually I was about half intelligent. I got the degree to let 'em know I wasn't as dumb as I acted. Phil Robertson

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I set a goal for myself everyday when I write - 10 pages a day - and it's much harder because I'm too dumb to turn off my Twitter and everything so it's always on and it's a real distraction. It's a major distraction. R. L. Stine

As a comedian, I'm always quoting 'Caddyshack' and 'Dumb and Dumber.' Rob Riggle

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If they didn't have an Oscar for people to shoot for, all they'd do is be making 'Dumb And Dumber' again and again. Robert Osborne

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Many hotels, I just sat there and - I call it the silent scream - I don't know why, you just sit there, and tears will just come down, and you'll just sit there for hours, man. There's no place to turn, and when you do turn, who cares? You're just a dumb professional wrestler. Roddy Piper

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I'd say 50 on men is like 33 on women in Hollywood. The standards - it's just the way we do our storytelling. And I hope it will change, because I think it's dumb. Ron Livingston

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A pas de deux is a dialogue of love. How can there be conversation if one partner is dumb? Rudolf Nureyev

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You can have an idea that everyone else thinks is dumb, and it's still a good idea. Ryan North

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I'm thin-skinned in a way that's just dumb. Sarah Koenig

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You don't plan on doing reality TV if you plan on getting involved in politics. My show was pretty benign, but you do say and do things that are dumb at that age. Those shows have me locked in at age 25. Sean Duffy

You know, I've always wanted to do dramas. When I moved to L.A., that was my dream, because I never really grew up watching comedies, although of course I loved 'Dumb & Dumber.' Seann William Scott

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Football players are misunderstood. They aren't the dumb jocks people think they are. Simone Elkeles

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SpongeBob represents idiocy. He is dumb. Patrick is dumb. Mr. Krabs is greedy. Squidward is a snob and vain. Stephen Hillenburg

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The great American work ethic has not been lost, but it has been eroded by years of dumb government policies that Mr. Trump and Congress can correct. Stephen Moore

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I understood something way back when I was on 'Three's Company.' When I got the part, I was flat broke. I was so happy to get the part, but I kept thinking, 'Ugh - dumb blondes are so irritating; how do I make her likable?' I think that I achieved that. It took a while for people to realize I was acting. Suzanne Somers

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Writing for TV entails saying every dumb idea that comes into your head to a room of people. And doing so with the confidence that it doesn't make you look like an idiot. Taylor Jenkins Reid

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