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My mother taught me not to take any crap from anyone and to stand up for my rights. You might not believe this lesson came from a tiny Japanese woman, but it's true.
Guy Kawasaki
Me
You
Rights
Woman
Mother
Lesson
Believe
Take
True
Came
Up
Any
Tiny
Taught
Anyone
Crap
Japanese
Might
Stand
Stand Up
When I first started acting, I was just crap.
Heath Ledger
First
Just
Crap
Acting
Started
I thought Erica Jong's Fear of Flying was one of the biggest pieces of crap that I've ever read in my life.
Helen Reddy
Life
Fear
Thought
My Life
Flying
Pieces
Read
Crap
Biggest
Ever
On the second verse of 'Tears to Snow,' I talk about rappers and the way they view me now, rappers in the underground world who I might've know for a little bit, or they might've opened a show for me. A lot of them talk crap about me behind my back, and they'll smile in my face.
Hopsin
Smile
Me
World
Tears
Face
Back
Way
Bit
Rappers
About
Opened
Know
Talk
Underground
Verse
Lot
Snow
Behind
Crap
Little
Little Bit
Them
Might
View
Show
Who
Now
Second
I get my strength from wanting to teach other women that everything about you is OK, and you shouldn't take any crap from anyone.
Iliza Shlesinger
Strength
You
Women
Other
Everything
OK
About
Take
Get
Any
Anyone
Crap
Wanting
Teach
I went up for the first time when I was 18. It's a great place - I love L.A.; I mean, in Ireland it just rains all the time, it's crap weather, so it's nice to go to L.A. where it's just sunshine every day, and then it's kinda easier to live a kinda healthy lifestyle.
Jack Reynor
Love
Time
Day
Great
Every Day
Sunshine
Weather
First
Healthy
Nice
Live
Every
Easier
Kinda
Great Place
Lifestyle
First Time
Healthy Lifestyle
Go
Up
Ireland
Just
Where
Crap
Place
Mean
Then
Rains
If you eat like crap all the time, quite frankly, you're going to feel like crap.
Jacqueline MacInnes Wood
Time
You
Frankly
Eat
Feel
Like
Going
Quite
Quite Frankly
Crap
I've got lots of friends who would just think, 'Horror movies - they're crap, aren't they?' I think there's a cultural snobbery more than an institutional one.
James Watkins
Snobbery
Think
Would
Horror
More
Horror Movies
Institutional
Got
Cultural
Lots
Friends
Than
Just
Crap
Movies
Who
We've gotten quite creative with our use of explosives... It's almost like an art form, rather than just blowing crap up.
Jamie Hyneman
Art
Creative
Our
Rather
Almost
Like
Gotten
Art Form
Up
Than
Blowing
Quite
Just
Crap
Form
Use
Explosives
The wisdom of crowds works when the crowd is choosing the price of an ox, when there's a single numeric average. But if it's a design or something that matters, the decision is made by committee, and that's crap. You want people and groups who are able to think thoughts before they share.
Jaron Lanier
Wisdom
Thoughts
You
People
Decision
Made
Single
Before
Matters
Design
Think
Able
Something
Crowd
Crowds
Price
Share
Committee
Ox
Want
Crap
Average
Choosing
Who
Works
Groups
No one gave a crap that I was the kid from 'Free Willy'. You're not in some wispy fantasyland where everyone's telling you 'yes' all the time, which happens a lot to actors.
Jason James Richter
Time
You
Free
Gave
Everyone
Kid
Telling
Some
No-One
Lot
Yes
Where
Crap
Happens
Which
Actor
I couldn't not play a Les Paul guitar. Les always used to point to my Strat and say, 'Why do you have that piece of crap around your neck?' I'd say, 'Yours are too heavy. I had to drill holes in it.'
Jeff Beck
You
Guitar
Too
Say
Drill
Point
Had
Piece
Around
Always
Heavy
Crap
Holes
Paul
Your
Les
Used
Yours
Why
Play
Neck
The good news about being full of crap is that once you're willing to admit that you're full of crap, you can de-crap yourself.
Jen Sincero
Good
News
You
Yourself
Good News
Once
Willing
Admit
About
Being
Crap
Full
I'm a walkawayer. If someone brings me a really crap meal in a restaurant I will tell them it's wonderful and then just never go to the restaurant again. I think that's the best way to do it generally, rather than sit and fight and annoy your head. Just pretend to enjoy it and then leave.
Jennifer Saunders
Best
Me
Fight
Wonderful
Will
Sit
Meal
Enjoy
Think
Way
Tell
Pretend
Restaurant
Best Way
Someone
Rather
Generally
Never
Head
Annoy
Leave
Go
Than
Just
Crap
Again
Them
Then
Really
Your
Brings
I've just got crap hair. Although I inherited a lot of stuff from my dad, including giant knees, I didn't get his good, thick hair. I got my mother's thin, wispy, non-event hair instead.
Jenny Eclair
Good
Mother
Hair
Giant
Knees
Instead
Stuff
Although
Got
His
Lot
Get
Just
Crap
Inherited
Dad
Including
Thick
Thin
I'm not a flag waver for obesity. It's not healthy, and you have a crap life because there is such a downer on it.
Jo Brand
Life
You
Healthy
Waver
Obesity
Because
Flag
Crap
Downer
All of the John Carpenter movies scared the crap out of me when I was a kid.
Joe Keery
Me
Kid
Carpenter
Out
John
Scared
John Carpenter
Crap
Movies
I'm proud of all our records. Even the crap ones.
Joe Strummer
Our
Records
Proud
Crap
Even
The open web is full of spam, shady operators, and blatant falsehoods. Outside of a relatively small percentage of high quality sites, most of the web is chock full of popup ads and other interruptive come-ons. It's nearly impossible to find signal in that noise, and the web is in danger of being overrun by all that crap.
John Battelle
Noise
Quality
Impossible
Other
Relatively
Danger
Signal
High
Find
Web
Shady
Percentage
Small
High-Quality
Ads
Outside
Open
Blatant
Most
Overrun
Falsehoods
Sites
Being
Crap
Spam
Full
Nearly
You know, post-production is a bit of a grind to me. If I'm producing a film, I really... I mean I like editing, but all the other crap, the color mixing and... it's all a grind. And so as a result I cut back producing the number of films I was producing.
John C. McGinley
Me
You
Editing
Result
Films
Other
Back
Bit
Post-Production
Color
Like
Know
Mixing
Crap
Grind
Mean
Cut
Really
Producing
Film
Number
Everyone knows some day I'm gonna beat the crap out of Seth Rollins - that would be awesome. I'd love to beat the crap out of him. I'd just love to have a great match with Seth Rollins.
John Morrison
Love
Day
Great
Awesome
Everyone
Out
Would
Would-Be
Some
Beat
Him
Knows
Match
Just
Crap
Gonna
I once read Updike after writing a first draft, and I wanted to put my own book on the fire. I've since learned to read utter crap while I'm writing: pulp is the thing.
John Niven
Book
Writing
Fire
First
Own
Once
My Own
Put
Since
Read
Learned
Wanted
Crap
After
While
Utter
Thing
Draft
Pulp
After you've watched your dad beat the crap out of Charlie King or some other bad guy in about forty movies, you pretty much always said, 'Yes, sir,' and meant it.
John Ritter
You
King
Other
Out
Bad
Some
Charlie
Pretty
Bad Guy
About
Guy
Beat
Said
Always
Yes
Sir
Crap
After
Movies
Much
Meant
Your
Forty
Dad
Watched
If your diet is dialed in, you can train in a pretty subpar manner and still get passable results. On the other hand, if your training is fantastic but your diet is crap, you have a harder road ahead of you.
John Romaniello
You
Training
Other
Pretty
Results
Road
Still
Hand
Train
Get
Diet
Crap
Fantastic
Manner
Your
Harder
I can show bands how to produce themselves. In the same way, many bands think you can't make it without some fat cat in London or New York to manage you. That's just crap. All you need is someone a bit older than you with a bit of business nous whom you trust.
Johnny Marr
You
Business
Trust
Older
Think
Way
Bit
London
Some
Someone
Cat
New
Make
Without
How
Than
Bands
Manage
York
Same
Just
New York
Crap
Themselves
Produce
Show
Many
Whom
Fat
Need
I've never worked for the sake of working. There's probably enough crap out there for me not to add to it.
Judy Davis
Me
Add
Enough
Out
Never
Sake
Crap
Worked
Working
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