35 Bloke Quotes for You to Enjoy

A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.' Tommy Cooper

Dog Looking Walks Thanks Starts Guide Says Out He Head Picks Blind Calls Around His Bloke Up Sir Shop Just Just Looking Help Swinging Assistant

By the time I was 25 or 26, I would have earned a million, but if you looked in the bank account, it's not there because I've spent it. That's what it's there for. I don't want to be the richest bloke in the graveyard. Look at Elvis. Eric Bristow

Time You Earned Elvis Spent Would Look Looked Because Bloke Account Bank Bank Account Want Richest Graveyard Million By The Time

Confidence in a bloke would be arrogance in a woman. For years, I didn't give interviews because I was scared of people judging me or thinking I was arrogant. Alice Lowe

Me Confidence Woman People Arrogance Arrogant Thinking Interviews Would Would-Be Scared Give Because Judging Years Bloke

I do pool exercises, like weightlifting but underwater. I walk, I swim... I'm pretty fit for an old bloke. Eric Idle

Walk Old Pool Pretty Like Exercises Underwater Bloke Fit Swim

I hear it all the time in the street: 'It's the crisp bloke.' Gary Lineker

Time Crisp Hear Bloke Street

Gary Speed was honourable, trustworthy and a joy to manage. He was honest, he was a role model and he was a great bloke. An avid learner, he recognised responsibility and he was always fully committed. Howard Wilkinson

I don't like to think I am a celebrity; I am just a bloke on the telly. James May

Think Telly Like Am Bloke Celebrity Just

I have met Jackie Chan about 6 times up 'til now... and even though many people think we are natural enemies, I personally think he is a cool bloke and would honestly love to work with him in a film one time - that would a well brilliant movie! Jet Li

Work Love Time Natural People Enemies Brilliant Met Think Honestly Though Would One Time About He Well Him Bloke Up Times Jackie Jackie Chan Movie Personally Cool Many Even Film Now

It's a real bloke thing, not talking to people because it's not manly to get help. Jimmy Barnes

People Not Talking Manly Talking Because Real Bloke Get Help Thing

I remember going for a drink of water, and one old bloke shouts, 'Hey you, young lad! Your grandad is under that grass!' I just turned around to him, gave him the thumbs up and said: 'Nae problem!' Jordan Pickford

The biggest battles in human history can only ever be seen through the eyes of the bloke on the front line, and that's by definition a very focused view and one that will vary from individual to individual. Karen Traviss

A good education gives you confidence to stick up your hand for anything - whether it is the job you want, or the bloke. And the more you stick up your hand, the better your chances are that you will get what you want. Kate Reardon

I'm a really boring bloke, actually. My business is my hobby. Lloyd Dorfman

Business Boring Bloke Hobby Really Actually

I'm going to get hated for saying this, but honestly, fantasy is easy to write because you can do anything. It's like when Raymond Chandler brings in a bloke with a gun when he's stuck - in fantasy, up pops a wizard, and off we go. Mal Peet

My dad was a different bloke to me and not very nice to my mum, although I never judge him. If you did, you'd become one of those people who is all-consumed by a fault in their past. And I haven't got the time for it. Martin Clunes

I've worked really physically hard, and I was never afraid of working hard as younger bloke. Matthew Nable

Physically Never Bloke Afraid Younger Worked Really Working Working Hard Hard

I don't go around thinking I'm attractive or not attractive. It has never occurred to me. People don't think like that where I come from... No one has ever said, 'Oh, he's a good-looking bloke.' They just didn't use those words about men. Melvyn Bragg

Me People Words Men Think Thinking Those About Never No-One He Good-Looking Come Like Attractive Around Said Occurred Go Bloke Oh Just Where Use Ever

This bloke in Rome once took his camera off and cracked me round the head with it, and I'm bleeding. He was a bit bigger than me, the Italian photographer, but I thought, 'I can't back down now,' so I sort of squared up to him. Luckily, my mate jumped round and bit him on the neck. Pete Doherty

Me Thought Down Took Back Once Bit Photographer He Head Bleeding Him Sort Mate Camera His Italian Bloke Off Up Than Cracked Bigger Rome Luckily Now Round Neck

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