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Eric Bristow

American Celebrity

Born: Apr 25, 1957

Died: Apr 5, 2018

Darts Day Every Me Time You

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By the time I was 25 or 26, I would have earned a million, but if you looked in the bank account, it's not there because I've spent it. That's what it's there for. I don't want to be the richest bloke in the graveyard. Look at Elvis. Eric Bristow

Time You Earned Elvis Spent Would Look Looked Because Bloke Account Bank Bank Account Want Richest Graveyard Million By The Time

I like a drink, mate. I'll have maybe 10 or 12 pints on a good night out. Eric Bristow

Good Good Night Out Drink Like Mate Pints Maybe Night

I have two bowls of confidence for breakfast each morning. Eric Bristow

Morning Confidence Breakfast Bowls Each Each Morning Two

It took me about 10 years to get rid of. I'm all right now, though, lovely, I'm throwing some nice darts at the moment, but every now and then I get a bit of a jump. I wish I could find a cure, I'd make a bloody fortune. Eric Bristow

Me Wish Nice Every Took Bit Though Find Some Darts About Could Throwing Make Years Jump Bloody Cure Get Lovely Then Fortune Rid Moment Now Now And Then Right

It's all right buying all these good players but they've got to gel, and that takes time. Eric Bristow

Time Good Gel Takes Got Right Players Buying

I remember when we were in the World Cup in Australia and I had to win the singles against Tony Payne, best of seven legs, to win it. I was 2-0 down but ended up beating him 4-2. Eric Bristow

I play a lot of charity golf mainly. I'm a bandit 18 if I play two or three times a week. Eric Bristow

Charity Three Week Mainly Lot Times Bandit Golf Play Two

Trouble is, I don't get to play a lot at the moment because I've just signed a contract where I've got to do 200 shows a year in pubs, so the golf's fallen away a bit. Eric Bristow

Trouble Year Bit Signed Because Got Fallen Lot Contract Get Just Where Golf Moment Shows Away Play Pubs

Nah, I don't watch TV either, apart from a few sports programmes. I just don't have the time. Eric Bristow

Time Sports Few Programmes TV Just Either Apart Watch

Ever since I've been 16, 15, that's all I've been doing: playing darts. Eric Bristow

Darts Since Doing Been Ever Playing

My dad bought me a dartboard for my 11th birthday, and I became intrigued by the game. Eric Bristow

Birthday Me Game Intrigued Bought Became Dad

When it comes to spending, I don't splash out on fancy cars - I never have. I'm not a car man and, in fact, don't even drive. Although I own a vehicle - it only cost £3,000, and I can't even tell you the make - friends are kind enough to drive me around. It doesn't make sense to waste lots of money on cars. Eric Bristow

Me You Man Money Car Drive Own Sense Enough Spending Out Tell Kind Cost Only Fact Splash Never Vehicle Make Although Around Lots Friends In Fact Fancy Even Waste

In 1987 I got dartitis, a psychological condition which means you can't let your darts go properly. For a time, I wondered what the hell I was going to do if I didn't recover. But I remained positive and, thankfully, got over it. It occurred during the Swedish Open when I found I couldn't let the darts go. Eric Bristow

Positive Time You Hell Darts Properly Recover Remained Open Over Over It Got Occurred Go Condition Wondered Thankfully Going Psychological Which Swedish Means Your Found

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