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I come from a time when people like Bob Newhart and Bill Cosby told stories that were devastatingly funny without being off-color. Bill Engvall

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Obama is not Bill Clinton. I don't think he's willing to let conservatives have any victories at all. Bill Flores

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Washington is broken. Bailing out Wall Street with no strings attached while leaving middle class Arkansas taxpayers with the bill. Protecting insurance company profits instead of patients and lowering health costs. Bill Halter

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Reagan was the most important American political figure of the latter half of the 20th century. No one was more central to his emergence and success than Bill Buckley. Bill Kristol

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Hi, I'm Bill. I'm a birth survivor. Bill Maher

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Every time I go on stage, it's like a first date. I put on my best clothes, shave, and get as handsome as I can. Then I say the cutest things I know to say, and I become the very best Bill Medley I can be because I want to win my date over. My audience is the date that I want to impress every time. Bill Medley

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Bill Russell was my favorite player of all-time. Bill Walton

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Bill Condon has made some excellent movies. Billy Burke

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I enjoy the TV series 'Dexter,' where there's a reason for every kill. Quentin Tarantino is a favourite, and a 'Kill Bill' action-packed movie would be up my street. I'd love to be India's first scream queen! Bipasha Basu

It's said that you can tell a lot about someone by who opposes them. In the case of liberal pundit Bill Maher - a man who called America's actions cowardly in the wake of 9/11 and who mocked WWII veterans who wanted to visit the monument built in their honor - I wear his disapproval of me as a badge of honor. Blake Farenthold

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I think America did a great job. I think Carrie Underwood fits the bill of American Idol. She's a wonderful girl, and she's gonna have a great career. Bo Bice

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No one heard about Bill Clinton on his first trip to New Hampshire. I showed Mike Huckabee around the state years before he ran, and no one knew him then, either. Bob Ehrlich

If Bill Finger created Batman, where is Bill Finger's byline on my strip? It is conspicuous by its absence. Bob Kane

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Although Bill Finger literally typed the scripts in the early days, he wrote the scripts from ideas that we mutually collaborated on. Many of the unique concepts and story twists also came from my own fertile imagination. Bob Kane

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Besides the healthcare bill being unconstitutional and a great expansion of federal government, I think if it does not respect people's individual religious views and makes groups or individuals do things that are contrary to their deeply held beliefs, there is going to be a visceral negative reaction. Bob McDonnell

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When I come out and sing the first few bars of Bill Bailey, it's very exciting. Bobby Darin

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With me and Bill... I think we started out with $15 apiece and split the other $20 between the band. Bobby Hatfield

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When somebody asks about the greatest players in history, I start with Bill Russell. More than the best player is the MVP, and the MVP in the history of team sports is Bill Russell. Bobby Knight

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I wanted to be Buck Owens and Bill Anderson and Roger Miller. With a higher-resolution video screen. And lasers. Brad Paisley

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I strongly support the bipartisan immigration measure previously passed by the Senate, and when I served in Congress I was proud to have helped introduce the House version of the bill. I also strongly support the DREAM Act. Brad Schneider

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You could not even pay anyone to say something bad about Bill. Brandon Cruz

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Bill Goldberg kicked me in the head and ended my career because he didn't know what he was doing. Bret Hart

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You don't get real reform by pandering to every special interest. With cap and trade we wound up with a bill that didn't accomplish much, was enormously complicated and expensive. Brian Baird

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There were so many times that, as waitresses, you look at your bank account and you literally have 100 bucks, and you're thinking, 'How am I going to pay my utility bill, my rent?' but at the same time thinking, 'How am I going to accomplish my dreams?' Brie Bella

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You can make an argument that Bill O'Reilly is a conservative or a Republican. Bill's kind of unpredictable. Somebody might say that he would have been comfortable in the Democratic Party of Scoop Jackson. Brit Hume

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