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Tim Conway Quotes
Tim Conway Quotes
Tim Conway
American
Actor
Born:
Dec 15
,
1933
Because
Funny
Get
Life
People
You
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I've never really taken anything very seriously. I enjoy life because I enjoy making other people enjoy it.
Tim Conway
Life
People
Seriously
Enjoy Life
Enjoy
Other
Never
Taken
Because
Making
Very
Anything
Really
I don't watch a lot of TV anymore. A lot of it isn't the kind of thing you can feel comfortable with watching with your kids. And I still feel that way even though, now, my kids are in their 30s.
Tim Conway
You
Way
Though
Kids
Kind
TV
Feel
Comfortable
Still
Lot
Anymore
Your
Even
Now
Thing
Watch
Watching
If I wouldn't offend my religion or God, why would I want to offend an audience because in effect those people are being watched over by the same person.
Tim Conway
God
Religion
People
Those
Would
Over
Because
Audience
Effect
Offend
Person
Same
Being
Want
Why
Watched
My parents were very funny - they didn't know it. But they were. They were actually sharing an IQ.
Tim Conway
Funny
Parents
Sharing
Know
Were
Very
Actually
We kept a broad audience, and we didn't make fun of people who had necessarily made mistakes in their life and burned them to the ground. We made fun of a commercial or a movie or ourselves.
Tim Conway
Life
People
Made
Mistakes
Broad
Ourselves
Had
Make
Audience
Commercial
Movie
Burned
Them
Ground
Who
Fun
Necessarily
Kept
I avoid all the language and nudity and violence and everything. I have enough of that at home.
Tim Conway
Home
Language
Enough
Everything
Avoid
Violence
Don Knotts was a really big influence, especially on the Steve Allen show. I mean, look at the guy, his entire life is in his face.
Tim Conway
Life
Face
Big
Entire
Entire Life
Guy
Allen
Look
Steve
His
Big Influence
Influence
Mean
Really
Show
I've known Harvey for over 40 years and I worked with him on the Burnett show for 11 years. I guess you could say we're about as close as you can get to being a comedy team.
Tim Conway
You
Comedy
Guess
Say
Harvey
About
Could
Over
Him
Known
Years
Close
Get
Being
Burnett
Worked
Show
Team
The reason 'The Carol Burnett Show' did so well in the ratings is because people were looking for that comfort zone when the whole family sat around and watched television and enjoyed it.
Tim Conway
Family
People
Looking
Carol
Carol Burnett
Television
Ratings
Well
Comfort
Comfort Zone
Because
Around
Were
Did
Burnett
Show
Reason
Sat
Whole
Enjoyed
Watched
Zone
A lot of people like to live on laurels that happened 20 or 30 years ago, but it's nice to get awards. It's nice to be labeled and things like that, but I'm not sure everybody qualifies.
Tim Conway
People
Nice
Live
Everybody
Laurels
Like
Sure
Years
Years Ago
Lot
Labeled
Get
Happened
Awards
Things
I was dyslexic - was, still am - 'cause I would see words that weren't there. And people just started laughing, and I thought, well, this is a good way to make a living. I'll just go downtown to read and have people laugh, you know?
Tim Conway
Good
You
Dyslexic
People
Words
Cause
Thought
Living
Way
Laugh
Laughing
Would
See
Good Way
Know
Well
Make
Read
Am
Still
Go
Were
Just
Downtown
Started
I would get ill before going onstage - something about getting in front of people, and if they don't laugh, I'm a bomb. I got over it when somebody laughed.
Tim Conway
People
Somebody
Before
Laugh
Laughed
Would
About
Something
Onstage
Over
Over It
Got
Get
Front
Getting
Going
Ill
Bomb
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