T. J. Miller Quotes

T. J. Miller
American Actor
Born: Jun 4, 1981
Because Comedy Me People Think You
Related authors: Bruce Lee Clint Eastwood Kevin Hart Mr. T Orson Welles Shia LaBeouf Tom Hanks Will Rogers
I don't know that I would host the Golden Globes or the Emmys because I don't think they have the appreciation for irreverence that the Critics Choice does. T. J. Miller
Appreciation Think Would Critics Emmys Host Know Because Does Golden Irreverence Choice
I like when people don't know what to expect. T. J. Miller
People Like Know Expect
A mother will come up to me and say, 'Will you meet my son? He loves you. He watched 'How to Train Your Dragon' a thousand times.' T. J. Miller
Me You Son Mother Will Meet Say Thousand Thousand Times He Come How Up Train Times Loves Your Watched Dragon
Fame is very isolating. It changes your reality. T. J. Miller
Reality Changes Fame Very Your
If there is one thing that makes me unique, it's that I riff a lot. T. J. Miller
Me One Thing Makes Lot Unique Riff Thing
I know that, as a comedian, I've made great strides because I've worked as hard as a person can work at being at least wildly amusing. T. J. Miller
Work Great Made Strides Wildly Comedian Know Because Least Person Being Worked Hard Amusing
Funny is as funny does, and funny puts on a walrus mask and slowly gyrates in a mall food court. I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates. T. J. Miller
Funny Food Men Mask Laugh Slowly Bearded Observations Puts Absurdity Court Does Mall Roller Stories Skates Then Hardest
Comedy gives you a shot of euphoria that distracts you from everything that's awful. T. J. Miller
You Comedy Everything Gives Shot Euphoria Awful
If you're a comedian, you can change peoples lives for the better in much smaller increments - not their entire life, but for 15 minutes or a half hour. T. J. Miller
Life You Change People Better Half Increment Minutes Entire Entire Life Smaller Hour Comedian Much Lives
I find Denver's hipster scene to be fully unique. T. J. Miller
Find Scene Denver Fully Unique
Effective satire has to be almost identical to the subject that it is skewering. T. J. Miller
Satire Almost Identical Subject Effective
My face is oblong. But the best grooming is confidence. T. J. Miller
Best Confidence Face Grooming
There's sketch, improv, writing, acting, music, and badminton. Those are the seven forms of comedy. But I do like the idea of being an auteur in the sense of writing and being in your own stuff. T. J. Miller
Music Writing Comedy Own Sense Seven Those Badminton Idea Stuff Like Improv Being Forms Sketch Acting Your
I wouldn't want to be Superman. Batman would be cool. But the one I've always wanted to play is the Joker. There is a maniacal and dangerous side to me. T. J. Miller
Me Dangerous Superman Side Batman Would Would-Be Joker Always Want Wanted Maniacal Cool Play
It's okay to take yourself too seriously if you're a serious actor and you've got the scrubs on. And then with me, it's kind of like, well, I'm a comedian, I'm making fun of everybody and everything. And I'm making fun of myself. I'm having fun making fun of and for other people. T. J. Miller
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There's nothing I would love more than to host an awards show where I'm nominated for an award - that is so funny to me. T. J. Miller
Love Funny Me Nothing Would More Host Nominated Than Where Show Award Awards
I feel a strong affinity to Ke$ha and Katy Perry and a lot of these women who are really pushing the girl power femme fatale thing. It's fun, and it's unapologetic, and they tell women they can do whatever they want, and that's true, and that's a message that I want to carry, to tell girls they can do whatever they want. T. J. Miller
Women Strong Girl Power Whatever Tell Carry Girl Power Pushing True Feel Message Femme Femme Fatale Lot Perry Affinity Want Really Who Fun Katy Perry Thing
I like hip-hop, but I don't like concerts. There's, like, sweat on people's backs. T. J. Miller
People Backs Like Concerts Hip-Hop Sweat
I sound like a chain-smoking drag queen after a hard night of singing 'Tie a Yellow Ribbon'. T. J. Miller
Queen Singing Like Tie Sound Yellow After Ribbon Hard Drag Night
When you spend such a large portion of your life working - and it's not fun, and you're worried about getting sued or fired for saying the wrong thing or for acting crazy at a work party - then what has work done to America? That's the impetus to have a huge office Christmas party. T. J. Miller
Life Work Christmas Saying Crazy You Wrong Thing Party Worried Spend About Fired Impetus Wrong Huge Office America Done Getting Then Working Acting Your Large Fun Sued Large Portion Portion Thing
I acted in high school and studied at the British American Drama Academy in Oxford for one summer. I minored in theater, and I was always acting growing up, but really, I was just more interested in the comedy of it all. T. J. Miller
School Comedy Drama Summer High High School More Studied Academy Always Up American Just Oxford Theater Interested Really Acted Acting Growing Growing Up British
I do like the idea of being an auteur in the sense of writing and being in your own stuff. T. J. Miller
Writing Own Sense Idea Stuff Like Being Your
I love writing but not crazy meticulous/prepared enough to be a director. I'd work as a gaffer on something. T. J. Miller
Work Love Crazy Director Writing Enough Something
'Yogi Bear' changed my life in ways that I can't explain because it's not a full feature on me. 'Yogi Bear' - there's everything before 'Yogi Bear,' and there's everything after 'Yogi Bear.' Like a major car accident, or the birth of Christ. T. J. Miller
Life Me Car Christ My Life Accident Before Changed Birth Everything Ways Bear Feature Major Like Because Yogi After Explain Full Car Accident
Stuff that I write isn't as similar to the stuff that I'm in, but I don't really care. I just do comedy. T. J. Miller
Comedy Care Similar Write Stuff Just Really
I know about the tech industry in that I follow what apps are hot and software development. I know my way around different browsers. I know how to restart a computer. T. J. Miller
Software Way Apps Follow About Computer Hot Development Know Industry Around How Different Tech
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