19 Scott Thompson Quotes for You to Enjoy

Scott Thompson

Canadian Comedian

Born: Jun 12, 1959

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I first got into fruit when I was a teenager, when my life was changing in every way. The first time I had a mango, at like 18, I was like, 'Where has this been my whole life?' Scott Thompson

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Americans know as much about Canada as straight people do about gays. Americans arrive at the border with skis in July, and straight people think that being gay is just a phase. A very long phase. Scott Thompson

Canadian comedians are generally more well-rounded... They have to do a lot more. In order to have a career in this country, you have to do everything. And in the States you can narrow-cast, you can be just a sitcom performer or a stand-up comedian or a sketch performer. Scott Thompson

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In Canadian comedy, you'll almost never see guns. If you bring a gun into a scene, it's like, 'Whoa! Wow, how are we going to deal with that!' Guns in an American comedy are a given. Violence in America is used in a much more cavalier way. Scott Thompson

You Comedy Gun Whoa Way Wow See Guns Given More Scene Never Almost Like Deal How Canadian America American Going Much Used Bring Violence

I think Canadian humor is a little less broad than American humor. Scott Thompson

Humor Think Broad Than Canadian American Little Less

I'm not really cool, or dashing, or any of those things. Scott Thompson

Those Any Really Cool Things

If comedy duos don't like each other, it just won't work. Scott Thompson

Work Comedy Other Like Just Each

I've pretty much given up on the orange. I really have. I just don't even bother. It's just either sour, or woody, or the skin's too thick. It's very nice when you come across the perfect orange, because it's really a beautiful experience. But the stakes are too high. Scott Thompson

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Activism isn't about holding your faults up to the light. That's what comedy is about, it's about saying, 'Look at this person who is so flawed and frail and damaged. And we're all this frail and damaged so let's laugh at it.' Scott Thompson

Saying Light Comedy Holding Frail Faults Laugh About Look Up Person Flawed Your Who Activism Damaged

I'm a total nerd. I love fantasy. Scott Thompson

Love Nerd Total Fantasy

When I was younger I wanted to be a big movie star who'd get to be funny on talk shows and then I wanted to retire and write science fiction. Scott Thompson

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The gay male is always going to be at the bottom. Scott Thompson

Gay Bottom Always Male Going

Fathers should start teaching the boys how to punch. Scott Thompson

Fathers Punch Boy How Should Teaching Start

This world is filled with five billion people with five billion different ways of looking at things. Scott Thompson

People World Looking Ways Five Different Billion Filled Different Ways Things

I won't play a teenager. Scott Thompson

Teenager Play

My theory is that comedy comes from little people. Scott Thompson

People Comedy Little Little People Theory

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