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So, if anatomy is destiny then testosterone is doom.
Al Goldstein
Anatomy
Destiny
Testosterone
Doom
Then
If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account.
Al Goldstein
Life
Work
Family
You
Marriage
Women
Cheating
Sense
Married
Staying
Moron
Divorce
Most
Because
Makes
Account
Family Life
Bank
Bank Account
Cannot
Your
Disruptive
Married life is an existence with bars around it.
Al Goldstein
Life
Married
Married Life
Around
Existence
Bars
I keep attacking the villains, the know-nothings, the people who want to take our freedoms away.
Al Goldstein
People
Our
Attacking
Take
Freedoms
Want
Who
Villains
Keep
Away
Married sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work without anesthetic.
Al Goldstein
Work
Sex
Own
Married
Anesthetic
Like
Without
Canal
Being
Root
Your
Awake
I am not a prisoner of my sexuality like men younger than myself although I write about being a prisoner.
Al Goldstein
Myself
Men
Prisoner
Sexuality
About
Write
Like
Although
Am
Than
Being
Younger
Even though marriage is doomed, if you turned it into a job you like and really work at it - it can be salvaged.
Al Goldstein
Work
You
Marriage
Job
Though
Like
Doomed
Turned
Really
Even
Since fame is an illusion and death is in our future all we have is the next moment before we are swallowed into oblivion.
Al Goldstein
Death
Future
Illusion
Before
Our
Oblivion
Since
Fame
Swallowed
Next
Moment
There is a cliche that men want their women to be ladies in public and hookers behind closed doors. I want my woman to be the sharper image robot so that she can be turned off.
Al Goldstein
Woman
Women
Men
Robot
Closed
Doors
Sharper
She
Cliche
Off
Closed Doors
Behind
Ladies
Want
Public
Turned
Image
All nations are more tolerant of their own mistakes and weaknesses than of the mistakes and weaknesses of others.
Arthur Hays Sulzberger
Mistakes
Own
Others
All Nations
Weaknesses
More
Than
Nations
Tolerant
Free nations with different histories, economies and a vast amount of stubborn pride will never achieve complete agreement, even when they desire the same objectives.
Arthur Hays Sulzberger
Pride
Achieve
Will
Free
Complete
Objectives
Vast
Stubborn
Never
Economies
Histories
Same
Nations
Different
Even
Agreement
Amount
Desire
For if the Germans do not help defend the West, American and Canadian troops must cross the seas to do the job, and I venture to believe that the troops - if not the statesmen - regard this as an interference at least in their own domestic affairs.
Arthur Hays Sulzberger
Job
Own
Believe
Statesmen
Must
Cross
Troops
Venture
Least
Affairs
West
Domestic
Germans
Canadian
American
Regard
Interference
Help
Seas
Defend
Between 1939 and 1945 you produced weapons and war equipment valued at thirteen billion dollars, 70 per cent of which you shipped to your allies. The same process is going on today in Canada's much larger and growing industry.
Arthur Hays Sulzberger
Today
War
You
Valued
Weapons
Per
Allies
Between
Industry
Equipment
Dollars
Shipped
Canada
Same
Going
Cent
Process
Which
Much
Produced
Your
Billion
Billion Dollars
Growing
Larger
Thirteen
I wasn't the greatest reporter in the world, but I wasn't starting at zero.
Arthur Ochs Sulzberger, Jr.
World
Greatest
Reporter
Zero
Starting
Some people think that doctors and nurses can put scrambled eggs back in the shell.
Cass Canfield
People
Some People
Doctors
Think
Nurses
Back
Some
Put
Shell
Eggs
Scrambled
Medical
It's a long, slow sunset for ink-on-paper magazines, but sunsets can produce vast sums of money.
Felix Dennis
Sunset
Money
Slow
Long
Sums
Sunsets
Magazines
Vast
Produce
Computers are wasteful of paper and time. Once, we'd get documents with a few errors. Now, people make hundreds of copies until each sheet is flawless and memos are duplicated endlessly. Managers get swamped with emails.
Felix Dennis
Time
People
Few
Once
Hundreds
Emails
Paper
Computers
Until
Make
Documents
Sheet
Errors
Duplicated
Get
Managers
Endlessly
Swamped
Flawless
Each
Now
Wasteful
Copies
There are far too many people in university in Britain. If you want to make money, be a plumber.
Felix Dennis
You
People
Money
Too Many People
Too
Plumber
Make
Want
Far
Many
Britain
University
People who get trapped in the tunnel vision of making money think that is all there is to life.
Felix Dennis
Life
People
Money
Vision
Trapped
Think
Making
Making Money
Get
Tunnel
Tunnel Vision
Who
Overhead will eat you alive if not constantly viewed as a parasite to be exterminated. Never mind the bleating of those you employ. Hold out until mutiny is imminent before employing even a single additional member of staff. More startups are wrecked by overstaffing than by any other cause, bar failure to monitor cash flow.
Felix Dennis
Failure
You
Cause
Mind
Will
Single
Before
Other
Startups
Additional
Those
Alive
Member
Out
Imminent
Constantly
Mutiny
Eat
Parasite
Wrecked
Cash
More
Never
Employ
Until
Employing
Overhead
Than
Any
Staff
Hold
Bar
Viewed
Even
Monitor
Flow
You have to persuade yourself that you absolutely don't care what happens. If you don't care, you've won. I absolutely promise you, in every serious negotiation, the man or woman who doesn't care is going to win.
Felix Dennis
You
Man
Woman
Yourself
Win
Care
Every
Negotiation
Promise
Absolutely
Won
Going
Happens
Persuade
Who
Serious
I hear poets complaining: 'We face what our forebears did not face. We face TV. We face radio. We face this and that.'
Felix Dennis
Complaining
Face
Our
TV
Poets
Hear
Did
Radio
The planet doesn't require saving, and actually hasn't asked Greenpeace to save it.
Felix Dennis
Saving
Greenpeace
Asked
Planet
Require
Actually
Save
This modern mania for interfering in other's lives, usually under the guise of health and safety concerns, is highly irritating and counterproductive. Down with the nanny state.
Felix Dennis
Health
Safety
Down
Other
State
Guise
Counterproductive
Highly
Nanny
Concerns
Modern
Mania
Irritating
Interfering
Lives
I couldn't care less what anyone's 'perception' of me is. I'm too long in the tooth to care.
Felix Dennis
Me
Care
Long
Perception
Too
Tooth
Anyone
Less
'The Week' is my favourite magazine. Everyone from presidents to CEOs of companies love it, politicians, people in the massive charity business in America, in the arts and even more especially in the media.
Felix Dennis
Love
Business
Charity
People
Politicians
Everyone
Presidents
Favourite
Magazine
More
Week
Massive
America
Arts
CEOs
Companies
Even
Media
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