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I always felt that it was never the duty of a person to really stand up for their gender or their race or anything like that - I always felt that was a personal choice. But I do feel now that maybe my opinion is evolving or changing a little bit.
Kumail Nanjiani
Gender
Duty
Changing
Bit
Evolving
Never
Feel
Like
Felt
Opinion
Always
Up
Person
Personal
Personal Choice
Maybe
Anything
Little
Race
Little Bit
Really
Choice
Stand
Stand Up
Now
One of my favorite comedies is 'Shaun of the Dead.'
Kumail Nanjiani
Favorite
Comedies
Dead
I started a podcast about 'X-Files' and ended up on it. Then I started a podcast about video games, and I'm in the new 'Mass Effect' game. I have to pick the stuff I love and do a podcast on it.
Kumail Nanjiani
Love
Video Games
Game
About
Pick
Stuff
Mass
New
Effect
Up
Ended
Video
Then
Games
Started
I started doing standup because of Hugh Grant's best-man speech in 'Four Weddings,' which is basically a standup routine.
Kumail Nanjiani
Weddings
Because
Doing
Hugh
Which
Grant
Standup
Routine
Four
Started
Basically
Speech
I never decided I wanted to be an actor. I just started doing standup because I love standup. Everything else has sort of been these tiny steps leading to this.
Kumail Nanjiani
Love
Else
Everything
Everything Else
Never
Leading
Steps
Sort
Because
Doing
Been
Tiny
Just
Wanted
Decided
Standup
Actor
Started
A lot of times, it seems like social media has devolved into people just yelling at each other and not really conversing.
Kumail Nanjiani
People
Social Media
Other
Seems
Like
Devolved
Lot
Yelling
Times
Just
Social
Really
Each
Media
Think about when you were 12 or 13. The stuff I watched was awful! I tried to watch a 'He-Man' cartoon recently, and I was like, 'Oh my God!' I just had, like, a small brain. I was stupid.
Kumail Nanjiani
God
You
Stupid
Think
Tried
Cartoon
About
Small
Had
Stuff
Like
Were
Brain
Oh
Just
Oh My God
Awful
Watch
Watched
Recently
I was actually looking at the poster for 'Tarzan,' and I was thinking how abs look so different now. These are not your grandma's abs. They go so deep and so sharp now.
Kumail Nanjiani
Looking
Thinking
Poster
Sharp
Look
How
Go
Tarzan
Different
Grandma
Your
Deep
Now
Actually
I loved the Oscars, and I had V.H.S. tapes for the Oscars, and I used to watch them over and over. There was probably one year where I watched it, like, 20 times or something.
Kumail Nanjiani
Year
Something
Had
Over
Like
Tapes
Times
Where
Loved
Them
Used
Watch
Watched
Oscars
TV requires a lot more patience. No one's ever like, 'I gotta get up at 5 A.M. and write my stand-up!' It's an easy life. With 'Silicon Valley,' it's long hours and very unglamorous.
Kumail Nanjiani
Life
Patience
Long
Valley
TV
Easy
Silicon
Silicon Valley
More
Long Hours
Write
Like
Hours
Gotta
Lot
Up
Very
Get
Requires
Ever
I have a reward-and-punishment system: If I have done this much work, then I can play video games this long. It gives my day structure.
Kumail Nanjiani
Work
Video Games
Day
Long
System
Structure
Gives
Done
Video
Then
Much
Games
Play
Most of my exposure to American pop culture was through this weird prism of 'Mad' magazine.
Kumail Nanjiani
Culture
Mad
Magazine
Through
Weird
Most
Prism
American
Pop
Pop Culture
Exposure
I didn't know if I could be funny on stage or write a joke. But I saw that there are no rules. If you're funny offstage, you can figure out a way to be funny onstage.
Kumail Nanjiani
Funny
You
Joke
Stage
Saw
Way
Rules
Out
No Rules
Could
Onstage
Write
Know
If I Could
Figure
I remember my jaw would hurt because I wasn't used to speaking English all the time. Like how, even if you exercise, you'll play kickball one day, and then you're like, 'Wait, I run, but new places are hurting because I don't use my muscles this way.' My mouth was not used to making these sounds.
Kumail Nanjiani
Time
Day
You
Hurt
Remember
Wait
Mouth
Way
One Day
Run
Would
Hurting
New
Like
Because
Exercise
How
Making
Sounds
New Places
Places
Then
Jaw
Use
Used
Speaking
English
Even
Play
Muscles
I had this very strict rule when I began auditioning that I wasn't gonna do a thicker accent, because it was like, 'I can't tell if it's supposed to be funny because he talks funny.' And now I feel like there are certain characters that I could play that could involve doing a thicker accent, as long as it's specific to that character.
Kumail Nanjiani
Funny
Character
Strict
Long
Rule
Tell
Characters
Could
Had
He
Feel
Like
Supposed
Involve
Accent
Talks
Because
Auditioning
Doing
Began
Very
Gonna
Certain
Now
Thicker
Specific
Play
My parents aren't the demographic for a lot of things I do. If I did a stand-up show, and I saw 62-year-old Pakistanis in the crowd, I'd be like, 'I'm gonna bomb.'
Kumail Nanjiani
Parents
Saw
Crowd
Like
Demographic
Lot
Did
Gonna
Show
Bomb
Things
Living in Pakistan, you didn't have a sense of how huge and varied America was geographically. I had visited once. I thought of it as this crazy, happy, exciting place where everybody's rich, and there's stuff everywhere. Compared to Pakistan, it's not untrue. Compared to Pakistan, the streets are paved with gold.
Kumail Nanjiani
Crazy
You
Happy
Thought
Sense
Rich
Living
Everybody
Once
Everywhere
Visited
Varied
Had
Exciting
Stuff
Untrue
How
Huge
America
Gold
Where
Place
Paved
Compared
Pakistan
Streets
I still don't have a real appreciation for music because I didn't really start listening to it until my 20s. My wife knows everything about music, and I try and get her to educate me, but it's just not part of my DNA.
Kumail Nanjiani
Music
Me
Appreciation
Try
Listening
Wife
Everything
About
Part
Until
Knows
Because
Real
Still
Educate
Get
Just
Really
Her
Start
The plan was always to come to America, because Pakistan's a scary place. They don't have religious freedom. It's very poor, and there's a lot of violence and corruption.
Kumail Nanjiani
Freedom
Corruption
Religious
Religious Freedom
Scary
Come
Because
Always
Lot
Very
America
Place
Poor
Plan
Pakistan
Violence
There was one week where I got mistaken for Hasan Minhaj, who is on 'The Daily Show;' Kunal Nayyar, who's on 'Big Bang Theory;' and Karan Soni of 'Ghostbusters.' This was one week.
Kumail Nanjiani
Daily
Big
Week
Mistaken
Big Bang
Got
Bang
Where
Show
Theory
Who
Daily Show
No matter how tough my life was, I was always looking up at the sky and wishing for good things.
Mahira Khan
Life
Good
Good Things
Matter
Sky
My Life
Tough
Looking
Wishing
Always
How
Up
Things
Empowering women with better education, being sensitive towards their wellbeing, health, happiness, ensuring equal opportunities, and respecting their rights will go a long way in transforming Pakistan.
Mahira Khan
Happiness
Education
Health
Rights
Women
Better
Opportunities
Will
Long
Way
Respecting
Ensuring
Long Way
Towards
Equal
Empowering
Wellbeing
Go
Being
Sensitive
Transforming
Pakistan
I've been travelling, returning home for promotional appearances, and juggling it all with being the mother of a five-year-old.
Mahira Khan
Home
Mother
Returning
Juggling
Been
Five-Year-Old
Being
Appearances
Travelling
I don't think that I can tell any story better than the story of my own country, than the stories of my own countrymen.
Mahira Khan
Better
Country
Own
Think
Tell
My Own
Countrymen
Than
Any
Stories
Story
After watching Guru Dutt's films, I became a huge fan of Sahir Ludhianvi's poetry and the songs of Guru Dutt's films.
Mahira Khan
Films
Guru
Poetry
Songs
Became
Huge
Huge Fan
Fan
After
Watching
I don't want to be close to politics.
Mahira Khan
Politics
Close
Want
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