254 quotes by malaysian authors for you to enjoy

I'm on Twitter for work, but I hate it. I encourage everyone to delete it if possible. Ronny Chieng

Work Hate Twitter Everyone Possible Delete Encourage

I always take things too seriously. Ronny Chieng

Seriously Too Take Always Things

I was not a great student. Ronny Chieng

Great Student

I usually say something if I hear someone I know saying something I think is racist with malicious intent. Ronny Chieng

Saying Think Say Someone Something Know Hear Malicious Intent

I got heckled off stage in Western Australia at a music festival once. Ronny Chieng

Music Stage Once Got Off Western Australia Festival

My style of comedy is probably absurdist, observational, and Olympian. Ronny Chieng

Comedy Style Observational Olympian

We didn't really have vacations when I was a child. Ronny Chieng

Child Really Vacations

We were constantly traveling between Malaysia and Singapore, which is connected by a bridge at the southernmost end of Malaysia. In fact, when I was a child, I had to go between countries twice a day to go to school, because I was living in Malaysia at the time but attending primary school in Singapore. Ronny Chieng

Time Day School Living Constantly Fact Had Attending Primary Primary School Between Countries Singapore Because Go Malaysia Were End Child In Fact Which Connected Bridge Traveling Twice Twice A Day

When you do any job well, it looks very natural. Ronny Chieng

You Natural Job Well Looks Very Any

We're pretty down-to-earth at 'The Daily Show.' Everyone is pretty sane. We don't party crazy. Ronny Chieng

Daily Crazy Party Everyone Pretty Sane Show Daily Show

America - it's the best and the worst. Ronny Chieng

Best Worst America

I don't want to ever tell a stereotype joke for the sake of it. I'm going to tell the story that I feel is true. Ronny Chieng

Joke Tell True Feel Stereotype Sake Going Want Story Ever

Early on, people told me I was making Chinese people look bad. I've been living with this accent. I had already been doing standup for a while. I knew my voice already. I myself never wanted to make my accent the butt of the joke. I never want it to be, 'I'm laughing at your accent.' Ronny Chieng

Myself Me People Joke Living Laughing Bad Voice Never Had Knew Look Make Accent Making Doing Been Want Wanted While Chinese Chinese People Your Standup Butt Early

Sometimes, we want Asians in the media, but we don't want them to talk about being Asian. For me, that's interesting because I'm from Asia. If you want me to be on television but I can't be Asian, I'm not being true to myself. Ronny Chieng

Myself Me You Sometimes Television About True Talk Because Being Want Interesting Asia Them Asian Asians Media

Whatever what your job is, you want to do a job that matters. Ronny Chieng

You Job Matters Whatever Want Your

You don't need to go far to see the hatred and abuse that happens online. Even using social media is anti-social because people are always on their phones. Ronny Chieng

You Phones People Social Media Hatred See Online Abuse Because Always Go Happens Social Far Using Even Media Need

I saw 'Seinfeld' on TV and told my mum that would be something cool to try one day, and she was like, OK, 'Here is a five-year-old telling me what they want to when they grow up' sort of thing, and what would they know, right! Ronny Chieng

Day Me Try Saw OK One Day TV Telling Would Would-Be Something Seinfeld Like Know She Sort Up Five-Year-Old Want Cool Grow Grow Up Mum Right Thing Here

Don't kid yourself that anyone in the Premier League is going to do you any favours. Tony Fernandes

You Yourself Kid Favours League Any Going Anyone Premier Premier League

In Europe, they travel a lot lighter. I always joke that my Indonesian passengers bring their house and their neighbor's house. Tony Fernandes

Travel Joke Neighbor Lighter House Always Passengers Lot Europe Bring

I think airlines have been very much parrots. They'll just follow what everyone else is doing. Why change a model that they're happy in? And it takes someone like myself or Richard Branson who comes from outside the industry to say, 'Hey, let's try something new.' Tony Fernandes

Myself Change Happy Try Think Else Everyone Everyone Else Hey Say Airlines Follow Someone Something Something New Outside Takes New Like Industry Doing Been Very Model Just Richard Much Who Why

Quotes by malaysian authors